I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.

[Lies]

1. Take pictures
2. Photo shop them so it looks like he's having sex with a woman.
3. ???
4. Profit!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hahahaha!

[Suu]

Tucson may have cats flying through the air, but here in Providence, we have mayors having buttsecks in visions clear.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

[Suu]

Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

[themenniss]

Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

needs something about how it's good to see him ''working long and hard into the night.'' 
and he needs to recieve this in writing. 

[Salty]

Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

I laffed hard in public.

[Salty]

We should all send him a variation of that letter.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[Jasper]

This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.

You should send him a vague congratulatory note with the advice of drawing the curtains in his office after hours.

It should be like, Dear Mr. Mayor.  Congradulations on your blah.  Exposition, flowery dialogue.  Congradulatory remarks.  Also I saw you fucking.

Warmest regards,
almost twenty people

[Richter]

Mr Mayor,

I've heard of you recent butsechsing exploits in the office after hours, and wanted to congradulate you.  Perversion amongst this country has been pigeon holed and shied away from too long, right time it was openly bung-holed.  I admire that a civil leader can throw wide his curtains and announce to the city, "I'M HAVING MAN-SEX IN HERE.  IT'S GOOD TO BE KING."  Though I may not share your particular proclivities, this forthright and unashamed attitude is exactly what the city, state, and country needs.  Cheers to you for having weird sodomy in high places.

[Whatever]

Mr Mayor,

I've heard of you recent butsechsing exploits in the office after hours, and wanted to congradulate you.  Perversion amongst this country has been pigeon holed and shied away from too long, right time it was openly bung-holed.  I admire that a civil leader can throw wide his curtains and announce to the city, "I'M HAVING MAN-SEX IN HERE.  IT'S GOOD TO BE KING."  Though I may not share your particular proclivities, this forthright and unashamed attitude is exactly what the city, state, and country needs.  Cheers to you for having weird sodomy in high places.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Why did you not take pictures?

[Suu]

Why did you not take pictures?

Because by the time I realized what was going on the bus moved.