I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.

[Suu]

ASK ME ANYTHING! 

[Epimetheus]

   

What genders and species were involved?

ETA: and positions?

[Eater of Clowns]

ANAL?

[Suu]

 

What genders and species were involved?

ETA: and positions?

He's not a ladies man, if you know what I mean.

From the back.

ANAL?

YES. AND YES.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

[Suu]

What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   

Man, that sounds like he's asking to be caught

[LMNO]

Well, tha settles it. I'm running for mayor.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, tha settles it. I'm running for mayor.

Make some impressive campaign promises and you have my vote.

[Suu]

What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   

Man, that sounds like he's asking to be caught

He just won the election for congressman.

He's openly gay and Jewish.

It's the last night of Chanukah.

MITZVAH!

[LMNO]

CONTEXT MAKES THIS STORY 130% MORE AWESOME.

[Suu]

This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.

[LMNO]

He gets my vote.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.

You should send him a vague congratulatory note with the advice of drawing the curtains in his office after hours.

[Suu]

He gets my vote.

...He wouldn't if he was actually your mayor. I don't care about his sexual deviances...I care about the state he's leaving the city...and apparently the office for poor Angel Taveras.