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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 16, 2010, 08:50:26 AM
Does anyone else think it's really, really strange that a "venereal disease" would render anyone incapacitated for duty for five weeks? I mean, that's far more like the time it takes to recuperate after giving birth.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

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December 17, 2010, 04:30:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2010, 08:50:26 AM
Does anyone else think it's really, really strange that a "venereal disease" would render anyone incapacitated for duty for five weeks? I mean, that's far more like the time it takes to recuperate after giving birth.

Well it must have been quite a dishonorable "discharge"!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jenne

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December 17, 2010, 04:32:12 AM
Quote from: Nast on December 17, 2010, 04:30:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2010, 08:50:26 AM
Does anyone else think it's really, really strange that a "venereal disease" would render anyone incapacitated for duty for five weeks? I mean, that's far more like the time it takes to recuperate after giving birth.

Well it must have been quite a dishonorable "discharge"!

:lulz:   :vom:

Nast

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December 17, 2010, 04:37:05 AM
I have a terrible awful sense of humor and it makes me think things best not said in polite company.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 17, 2010, 07:59:37 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

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December 18, 2010, 01:29:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2010, 08:50:26 AM
Does anyone else think it's really, really strange that a "venereal disease" would render anyone incapacitated for duty for five weeks? I mean, that's far more like the time it takes to recuperate after giving birth.
Well, both happen as a consequence of sex and both can do horrible things to your body...
I see enough similarities.
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