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ITT: Phox is not emo, but is inspired in that vein

Started by Phox, December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Fair warning, you fuckers.

I spent all day with my beloved, and we had a great time. She was taking her first Latin final, so she was nervous about it.
We spent the afternoon together, I bought her lunch.
I talked to her about my break up, told her I was starting to slip back towards depression and general debauchery (damn it's been a long time since i was on teh drugs)
She made me promise not to, despite me not seeing a point to fighting it.
I get home, hear a song.
Damn. How close to the truth was that?
It's just a shame, that's all.

Always going round and round. Always sitting, snuggling, cuddling, but never a kiss.
She's still with him, and even though we both know he's a legit sociopath, there isn't a goddamn thing I can do.
She doesn't tell me about him all that much anymore. She went to Kentucky to see him yesterday.
It's just a shame, that's all.

Why does it always seem to be me looking at her, her looking at me?
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.


Unrequieted love is not Emo... its the foundation of 'Courtly Love' and all those myths about romance in the Middle Ages ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ratatosk on December 16, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Fair warning, you fuckers.

I spent all day with my beloved, and we had a great time. She was taking her first Latin final, so she was nervous about it.
We spent the afternoon together, I bought her lunch.
I talked to her about my break up, told her I was starting to slip back towards depression and general debauchery (damn it's been a long time since i was on teh drugs)
She made me promise not to, despite me not seeing a point to fighting it.
I get home, hear a song.
Damn. How close to the truth was that?
It's just a shame, that's all.

Always going round and round. Always sitting, snuggling, cuddling, but never a kiss.
She's still with him, and even though we both know he's a legit sociopath, there isn't a goddamn thing I can do.
She doesn't tell me about him all that much anymore. She went to Kentucky to see him yesterday.
It's just a shame, that's all.

Why does it always seem to be me looking at her, her looking at me?
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.


Unrequieted love is not Emo... its the foundation of 'Courtly Love' and all those myths about romance in the Middle Ages ;-)


Courtly love is a collosal waste of time.

Unrequited love is a collosal waste of your life.  Remedies involve shitty whiskey and Hank Williams Sr.

TGRR,
Knows it's always worked for him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Quote from: Ratatosk on December 16, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Fair warning, you fuckers.

I spent all day with my beloved, and we had a great time. She was taking her first Latin final, so she was nervous about it.
We spent the afternoon together, I bought her lunch.
I talked to her about my break up, told her I was starting to slip back towards depression and general debauchery (damn it's been a long time since i was on teh drugs)
She made me promise not to, despite me not seeing a point to fighting it.
I get home, hear a song.
Damn. How close to the truth was that?
It's just a shame, that's all.

Always going round and round. Always sitting, snuggling, cuddling, but never a kiss.
She's still with him, and even though we both know he's a legit sociopath, there isn't a goddamn thing I can do.
She doesn't tell me about him all that much anymore. She went to Kentucky to see him yesterday.
It's just a shame, that's all.

Why does it always seem to be me looking at her, her looking at me?
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.


Unrequieted love is not Emo... its the foundation of 'Courtly Love' and all those myths about romance in the Middle Ages ;-)


I've been spending the last months trying to find the perfect way to express my deep hatred for that shit and how it's helping America eat itself.
It's still cooking but I'm looking forward to it.
That stuff is why Nicholas Sparks can earn a living.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

AFK

Quote from: Ratatosk on December 16, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Fair warning, you fuckers.

I spent all day with my beloved, and we had a great time. She was taking her first Latin final, so she was nervous about it.
We spent the afternoon together, I bought her lunch.
I talked to her about my break up, told her I was starting to slip back towards depression and general debauchery (damn it's been a long time since i was on teh drugs)
She made me promise not to, despite me not seeing a point to fighting it.
I get home, hear a song.
Damn. How close to the truth was that?
It's just a shame, that's all.

Always going round and round. Always sitting, snuggling, cuddling, but never a kiss.
She's still with him, and even though we both know he's a legit sociopath, there isn't a goddamn thing I can do.
She doesn't tell me about him all that much anymore. She went to Kentucky to see him yesterday.
It's just a shame, that's all.

Why does it always seem to be me looking at her, her looking at me?
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.


Unrequieted love is not Emo... its the foundation of 'Courtly Love' and all those myths about romance in the Middle Ages ;-)


Courtly Love is what killed Kurt Cobain.  Fact!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 16, 2010, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 16, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Fair warning, you fuckers.

I spent all day with my beloved, and we had a great time. She was taking her first Latin final, so she was nervous about it.
We spent the afternoon together, I bought her lunch.
I talked to her about my break up, told her I was starting to slip back towards depression and general debauchery (damn it's been a long time since i was on teh drugs)
She made me promise not to, despite me not seeing a point to fighting it.
I get home, hear a song.
Damn. How close to the truth was that?
It's just a shame, that's all.

Always going round and round. Always sitting, snuggling, cuddling, but never a kiss.
She's still with him, and even though we both know he's a legit sociopath, there isn't a goddamn thing I can do.
She doesn't tell me about him all that much anymore. She went to Kentucky to see him yesterday.
It's just a shame, that's all.

Why does it always seem to be me looking at her, her looking at me?
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.


Unrequieted love is not Emo... its the foundation of 'Courtly Love' and all those myths about romance in the Middle Ages ;-)


Courtly Love is what killed Kurt Cobain.  Fact!

AH HATE YUO
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

It's my Project Director's fault.  She liked the John Boehner joke I told in the meeting earlier this afternoon. 

People should not encourage me, ever. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 16, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
It's my Project Director's fault.  She liked the John Boehner joke I told in the meeting earlier this afternoon. 

People should not encourage me, ever. 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But not as Blue as,
John Boehner.

Now I have to write bad sonnets about John Boehner and send them to his staffers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 16, 2010, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 16, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Fair warning, you fuckers.

I spent all day with my beloved, and we had a great time. She was taking her first Latin final, so she was nervous about it.
We spent the afternoon together, I bought her lunch.
I talked to her about my break up, told her I was starting to slip back towards depression and general debauchery (damn it's been a long time since i was on teh drugs)
She made me promise not to, despite me not seeing a point to fighting it.
I get home, hear a song.
Damn. How close to the truth was that?
It's just a shame, that's all.

Always going round and round. Always sitting, snuggling, cuddling, but never a kiss.
She's still with him, and even though we both know he's a legit sociopath, there isn't a goddamn thing I can do.
She doesn't tell me about him all that much anymore. She went to Kentucky to see him yesterday.
It's just a shame, that's all.

Why does it always seem to be me looking at her, her looking at me?
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.


Unrequieted love is not Emo... its the foundation of 'Courtly Love' and all those myths about romance in the Middle Ages ;-)


Courtly Love is what killed Kurt Cobain.  Fact!

:lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2010, 08:26:56 PM

Courtly love is a collosal waste of time.

Unrequited love is a collosal waste of your life.  Remedies involve shitty whiskey and Hank Williams Sr.

Well, on the one hand Courtly Love could be seen as a game for bored rich people... on the other hand shitty whiskey and Hank Sr. will fucking anything.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Epimetheus

Quote from: Alty on December 16, 2010, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 16, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:42:50 AM
Fair warning, you fuckers.

I spent all day with my beloved, and we had a great time. She was taking her first Latin final, so she was nervous about it.
We spent the afternoon together, I bought her lunch.
I talked to her about my break up, told her I was starting to slip back towards depression and general debauchery (damn it's been a long time since i was on teh drugs)
She made me promise not to, despite me not seeing a point to fighting it.
I get home, hear a song.
Damn. How close to the truth was that?
It's just a shame, that's all.

Always going round and round. Always sitting, snuggling, cuddling, but never a kiss.
She's still with him, and even though we both know he's a legit sociopath, there isn't a goddamn thing I can do.
She doesn't tell me about him all that much anymore. She went to Kentucky to see him yesterday.
It's just a shame, that's all.

Why does it always seem to be me looking at her, her looking at me?
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all.


Unrequieted love is not Emo... its the foundation of 'Courtly Love' and all those myths about romance in the Middle Ages ;-)


I've been spending the last months trying to find the perfect way to express my deep hatred for that shit and how it's helping America eat itself.

A while back, a friend (acquaintance, after this) of mine posted a long rant on Facebook about how chivalry is this great thing that's dying in society.
Lots of people commented praising his wisdom and kindheartedness, seeming to miss all the sexism and ignorant nostalgia (for the Middle Ages) in his rant.
I responded with several, maybe a dozen, objections to his points.
He then DELETED WHAT I SAID, WITHOUT ANSWERING ANY OF MY OBJECTIONS. When I questioned, he explained that he didn't want the obscenities in my response fouling up his page.

So, of course, a friend and I continued to spam up the comments with obscenities.
With stupidity like this there is no other option.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Epimetheus

Quote from: East Coast Hipster on December 14, 2010, 05:32:26 PM
also, Phox, stop whining. Go get drunk, drag some tramp home from the bar, and wake up in the morning with an understanding that the only relationship you'll ever have that isn't transient to some degree is the one you have with yourself. There are always new other people out there that can replace the old other people that drift out of your life.

I like this advice. And I hope you feel better, Phox.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Phox

Directed at no one in particular: It's not unrequited (it is, in fact, very much requited), it's "forbidden". Did I mention her super-fundamentalist-Christian parents? On the whole, it's not really a bad situation. We've been spending a lot of time together, and I'm currently happy with our relationship where it stands. I don't really think I'm ready to move on to a new relationship yet anyway, since it's not even been a week since I broke it off with my fiancée.

Epimethus: Thanks, I do.

Blight: I personally don't care much for Marshalls. My former bandmate had a half-stack I absolutely fucking hated. I have no idea why.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 17, 2010, 04:56:22 AM
Directed at no one in particular: It's not unrequited (it is, in fact, very much requited), it's "forbidden". Did I mention her super-fundamentalist-Christian parents? On the whole, it's not really a bad situation. We've been spending a lot of time together, and I'm currently happy with our relationship where it stands. I don't really think I'm ready to move on to a new relationship yet anyway, since it's not even been a week since I broke it off with my fiancée.

Epimethus: Thanks, I do.

Blight: I personally don't care much for Marshalls. My former bandmate had a half-stack I absolutely fucking hated. I have no idea why.

S/he probably just couldn't dial in a good tone. Dethklok uses Marshalls, except in Season 1. As does, Maiden, Spinal Tap, and well, 50% of all metalheads  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 17, 2010, 05:00:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 17, 2010, 04:56:22 AM
Directed at no one in particular: It's not unrequited (it is, in fact, very much requited), it's "forbidden". Did I mention her super-fundamentalist-Christian parents? On the whole, it's not really a bad situation. We've been spending a lot of time together, and I'm currently happy with our relationship where it stands. I don't really think I'm ready to move on to a new relationship yet anyway, since it's not even been a week since I broke it off with my fiancée.

Epimethus: Thanks, I do.

Blight: I personally don't care much for Marshalls. My former bandmate had a half-stack I absolutely fucking hated. I have no idea why.

S/he probably just couldn't dial in a good tone. Dethklok uses Marshalls, except in Season 1. As does, Maiden, Spinal Tap, and well, 50% of all metalheads  :lulz:

It wasn't the tone that was the problem. I think it may have been because it fucked with the stage setup. Or the aesthetics, or... I don't know. I really do not have a good reason to dislike them.

ETA: Wasn't, damnit!  :argh!:

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 17, 2010, 05:08:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 17, 2010, 05:00:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 17, 2010, 04:56:22 AM
Directed at no one in particular: It's not unrequited (it is, in fact, very much requited), it's "forbidden". Did I mention her super-fundamentalist-Christian parents? On the whole, it's not really a bad situation. We've been spending a lot of time together, and I'm currently happy with our relationship where it stands. I don't really think I'm ready to move on to a new relationship yet anyway, since it's not even been a week since I broke it off with my fiancée.

Epimethus: Thanks, I do.

Blight: I personally don't care much for Marshalls. My former bandmate had a half-stack I absolutely fucking hated. I have no idea why.

S/he probably just couldn't dial in a good tone. Dethklok uses Marshalls, except in Season 1. As does, Maiden, Spinal Tap, and well, 50% of all metalheads  :lulz:

It wasn't the tone that was the problem. I think it may have been because it fucked with the stage setup. Or the aesthetics, or... I don't know. I really do not have a good reason to dislike them.

ETA: Wasn't, damnit!  :argh!:

Just so as not to derail, I started up a new thread called Attn: Guitar spags. Will post thought there.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 17, 2010, 05:10:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 17, 2010, 05:08:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 17, 2010, 05:00:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 17, 2010, 04:56:22 AM
Directed at no one in particular: It's not unrequited (it is, in fact, very much requited), it's "forbidden". Did I mention her super-fundamentalist-Christian parents? On the whole, it's not really a bad situation. We've been spending a lot of time together, and I'm currently happy with our relationship where it stands. I don't really think I'm ready to move on to a new relationship yet anyway, since it's not even been a week since I broke it off with my fiancée.

Epimethus: Thanks, I do.

Blight: I personally don't care much for Marshalls. My former bandmate had a half-stack I absolutely fucking hated. I have no idea why.

S/he probably just couldn't dial in a good tone. Dethklok uses Marshalls, except in Season 1. As does, Maiden, Spinal Tap, and well, 50% of all metalheads  :lulz:

It wasn't the tone that was the problem. I think it may have been because it fucked with the stage setup. Or the aesthetics, or... I don't know. I really do not have a good reason to dislike them.

ETA: Wasn't, damnit!  :argh!:

Just so as not to derail, I started up a new thread called Attn: Guitar spags. Will post thought there.

FUCK YOU BLIGHT IT'S MY GODDAMN THREAD I'LL DERAIL IT IF I WANT!  :argh!: