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Started by bugmenоt, December 14, 2010, 10:47:49 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's called "growing up", Weltburger. See if you're up to the challenge.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 10:13:40 PM
It's called "growing up", Weltburger. See if you're up to the challenge.

Also, please do it somewhere else.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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bugmenоt

I understand. If one day I desire to be treated friendly and taken serious in an online community, I'd better look for an other one. That's fine. What's for dinner?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 16, 2010, 12:35:06 AM
I understand. If one day I desire to be treated friendly and taken serious in an online community, I'd better look for an other one. That's fine. What's for dinner?

Hey, I never said it wouldn't happen, just that it would take time... thanks for purposefully misconstruing what I wrote.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Don Coyote

Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 16, 2010, 12:35:06 AM
I understand. If one day I desire to be treated friendly and taken serious in an online community, I'd better look for an other one. That's fine. What's for dinner?

Your tears.

Jenne

Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 02:00:32 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 16, 2010, 12:35:06 AM
I understand. If one day I desire to be treated friendly and taken serious in an online community, I'd better look for an other one. That's fine. What's for dinner?

Yo ur tears. ASS

FIXT, etc.

Telarus

As full of vinegar and anti-lulz as this thread is, it is one of the distinct Discordian residues in our culture. I've been finding more and more, recently.

In the novel "Drop City" by TC Boyle, the main character and her hippie boyfriend mention the "Keristan Society" which promoted the 'free love' idea through 'zine publications. I identified the reference to "Kerista", a movement that many of the o.g. Erisians like Kerry and Camden Benares were associated with.

I had fun explaining to a class full of college kids how 'Kerista' basically invented the computer-accessible database/spreadsheets because their leader (Brother Jeb) demanded that the people living at the main center have rotating bunk sleeping schedules (which was a bitch to figure out by hand). Didn't have to have sex with your bunk-mate, but you still had to move on and spend the night with somebody else tomorrow night.

Also got to tell the awesome story of how Brother Jeb got called to start the movement. According to Jeb an Angel appeared to him suddenly one day with a basic outline of the new movement. When he asked the Angel in all seriousness why they chose him, the Angel replied "Because, Jeb, you're so Gullible."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on December 16, 2010, 01:30:39 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 16, 2010, 12:35:06 AM
I understand. If one day I desire to be treated friendly and taken serious in an online community, I'd better look for an other one. That's fine. What's for dinner?

Hey, I never said it wouldn't happen, just that it would take time... thanks for purposefully misconstruing what I wrote.

Well, the alternative is growing up, and growing up is hard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 14, 2010, 03:06:01 PM
Ok, I don't want to break traditions here:
Khara, you may have lost weight. Pitty that the disappearing layer of fat revealed just another layer of ugliness. Now back to the kitchen!

Hey Weltburger. Why don't you actually be entertaining? I mean, fuck, we're bored, you're bored. Step up your game. This is the problem we're having with these weak trolls. Hell, if you can even bring your lily Swiss neutral coward ass to apologize to Khara it would be a start. Even if you didn't want to do that, do something funny.


Ok, I demand entertainment from you. Give me more fucking anagrams and palindromes, preferably in the best English you can muster.

Also fuck off and go somewhere else kindly please.


-Doktor Blight,
Waiting on your Nephew Twiddleton rearranging of letters. Make it good. Or suffer the wrath of god to be determined in the event of.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Also, umlauts are for retarded has been metal bands.

Blight,
-Likes has been metal
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

Welted phoned twin?

(Welt did nephew not)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: BadBeast on December 18, 2010, 10:15:54 AM
Welted phoned twin?

(Welt did nephew not)

Quiet Englishman! I demand a Swiss response, though your rearranging is flawless. That said, going to bed. It's half five in the morning here.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 18, 2010, 10:33:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 18, 2010, 10:15:54 AM
Welted phoned twin?

(Welt did nephew not)

Quiet Englishman! I demand a Swiss response, though your rearranging is flawless. That said, going to bed. It's half five in the morning here.
Early for you. You need to listen to some Beefheart before you retire though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fs8SGbS8hA&feature=related
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4