Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

While a big dick is a nice bonus, I have to say that I'd rather be in bed with someone who has a nice body and an average-to-smallish cock than John Goodman with a mammoth-sized erection.

I mean, I don't want to find something the size of a Chap-Stick, but as long as it's in the arena of average, the overall body is way more important than the appendage.

I thought we had something special, Nigel.
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[Nephew Twiddleton]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish. 

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

[Nast]

I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me.

I completely agree!

Obama, definitely. Not only is he more physically attractive, but the pillow talk afterwords would be far more pleasant Putin would roll off of you and then look at you with cold accusing eyes, like you were simply something to be used and thrown away.

[Phox]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish. 

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish. 

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.

Were they all from Illinois?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me.

I completely agree!

Obama, definitely. Not only is he more physically attractive, but the pillow talk afterwords would be far more pleasant Putin would roll off of you and then look at you with cold accusing eyes, like you were simply something to be used and thrown away.

And then, when you started to cry, he would simply grab you by the hair and throw you, naked and cold, out of his room.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me.

I completely agree!

Obama, definitely. Not only is he more physically attractive, but the pillow talk afterwords would be far more pleasant Putin would roll off of you and then look at you with cold accusing eyes, like you were simply something to be used and thrown away.

And then, when you started to cry, he would simply grab you by the hair and throw you, naked and cold, out of his room.

Maybe even hire a contractor to make sure you don't call back in the morning.

[Phox]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish. 

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.

Were they all from Illinois?

No. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish. 

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.

Were they all from Illinois?

No. 

Were they from Cork? 

[Phox]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish. 

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.

Were they all from Illinois?

No. 

Were they from Cork? 

No, but one was from Donegal.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, well, that's an Ulsterman. Nuff said.

[Phox]

Oh, well, that's an Ulsterman. Nuff said.

[Cain]

Do you have the option of getting sandwiched with the respective first ladies too?

I mean, look at this right here, it looks like they're thinking exactly that. They're checking people out, and looking like they're close to an agreement.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Vladimir_Putin_with_Lyudmila_Putin-1.jpg

While Putin is indeed married to that woman, there are continuing rumours that Putin is somehow involved with the 27 year old former Olympic gymnast and State Duma Deputy (for Putin's own party), Alina Kabayeva.

Denying it while hanging out with noted teenage and underage model sex enthusiast and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi probably didn't help his case any.

[LMNO]

Alina Kabayeva?  Whoa.

[Jenne]

I dunno, man...Barry looks like I could snap him in half if I had half the notion.  Though the tall, muscular ones do tend to be stronger than they look in bed...and Michelle's not a tiny woman.  Hm.

But I am somehow always drawn to total assholes.  And Putin's so PUTIN (as in the French curseword), and looks like he'll smack a bitch.  Obama looks like he'll go to tea if you ask him.  For some horrific reason I am more drawn to the first scenario, at first glance.

Though I wouldn't kick either out of bed if offered, most likely.