ATTN: Crabs & similar crustaceans

[Chairman Risus]

I have to remind myself to actually put posters up around my school come springtime and blame the biology department.

[Disco Pickle]

I don't know exactly how I would react if I saw a coconut crab in person.

Pictures are one thing, but I'd probably get the willies.

Id be looking for a 5 gallon bucket of butter and the biggest nut crackers I could find.

[Jenne]

I don't know exactly how I would react if I saw a coconut crab in person.

Pictures are one thing, but I'd probably get the willies.

Id be looking for a 5 gallon bucket of butter and the biggest nut crackers I could find.

AND BEER!  LOTS OF BEER DAMMIT!

[Suu]

I don't know exactly how I would react if I saw a coconut crab in person.

Pictures are one thing, but I'd probably get the willies.

Id be looking for a 5 gallon bucket of butter and the biggest nut crackers I could find.

If it wouldn't give me hives running from my belly button to my cheeks, I'd be down too.

I like hermit crabs, they make fun pets.



We had a few of them when I was growing up...One of them was actually very playful, and loved to dance to music.

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Holy shit, this thread blew up.

I was just making a bad joke suggesting crabby people will get eaten by the creature in the OP, but this is cool too.

[Disco Pickle]

YOU BITCH ASS CRUSTACEANS AND YOUR SHELLS AINT GOT SHIT
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        NUDIBRANCH MUTHAFUCKER!!

[Kai]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE BEETLE!



Also, BARNACLE!

[Bruno]

Greetings citizens!

I'm sensing some sort of arthropod-based peril.

Do you require assistance?
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[Reginald Ret]

That was one awesome series.
Pity it ended so soon.

[Rumckle]

I haven't seen it, was it as good as the cartoon?

[Bruno]

Why don't you watch all 9 episodes and decide for yourself.

http://www.hulu.com/the-tick

[Rumckle]

Because I'm not from the US 

I'll have to find it elsewhere I guess.

[Bruno]

DAMN YUO INTERNETS!!! 



Good luck. Torrents, I guess?

You get those where you're from, right?

[Rumckle]

Yes, but I have to sacrifice a goat, and stand, holding my laptop, facing west.

[Telarus]

You forgot praying to John Frum to send the Cargo!