Babylon is an attention whore ITT, even for negative attention.

[the last yatto]

Not to be confused with "Snuffy Porn", (Sesame St productions) The most infamous example of which is "Big Bird gets roasted". Where Big Bird is spit roasted first by Grover, and Oscar the Grouch, then by Bert and Ernie, before being reamed to Death by Mr Snuffleupagus. Then necro-fuckeded, by The Cookie Monster, The Count, and The Swedish Chef, before being dragged halfway down the stairs by Kermit the frog's little nephew, Robin. Who is then also skullfucked to death by a priapically proportioned, and crack raddled Snuffy.

(Culturally interesting, but lacking any real depth, or plot)

OMG you should write this and post it on literotica

[Eater of Clowns]

It's so scandalous that I became light-headed from my rapid breathing, and while I was fanning myself I think my bustle popped a stay. My goodness, I shall have to have my handmaiden recorset me.

And in this thread about various fetishes and sexual tastes, I present to you the sexiest thing yet said. 

[Cheef Medijuana]

You can snuff me out anytime you like baby!
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[hooplala]

Wow.  We hardly realized.   

[Phox]

Ban the poptard now?

[Salty]

Wow.  We hardly realized.   

I shat myself with surprise.

[Jenne]

Wow.  We hardly realized.   

I shat myself with surprise.

  That makes 2 of us.

[Cain]

I wonder how phones and browser bombs interact?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's so scandalous that I became light-headed from my rapid breathing, and while I was fanning myself I think my bustle popped a stay. My goodness, I shall have to have my handmaiden recorset me.

And in this thread about various fetishes and sexual tastes, I present to you the sexiest thing yet said. 

[BadBeast]

You can snuff me out anytime you like baby!
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I would. (Well? I would!) Just sayin'. And she probably wouldn't enjoy it.

[the last yatto]

I wonder how phones and browser bombs interact?

Not sure, but I hear google maps is a good way to fuck with an android

[BabylonHoruv]

Christmas and Solstice have both been beautiful.  Solstice I celebrated out at a friend's, had a fire, got drunk and whatnot.  My one friend combined his alcohol poorly and ended up brawling with my other friend but aside from a bruised testicle and some vomiting no serious damage was done.  We got snow Christmas Eve, so we had a lovely white blanket to cover up the dirty of the town.  We're broke, so there wasn't much in the way of presents for my wife or myself, and less than usual for our daughter, but we managed to scrape a few things together, how I managed to get such an outstandingly gracious child I don't know, but she responded with complete enthusiasm and joy over the somewhat reduced amount of gifts.

[Triple Zero]

I wonder how phones and browser bombs interact?

Not sure, but I hear google maps is a good way to fuck with an android

- "Hey Cherry2K, your place or mine?"
- "I dunno, lemme check Google Maps baby ..."

[Phox]

Christmas and Solstice have both been beautiful.  Solstice I celebrated out at a friend's, had a fire, got drunk and whatnot.  My one friend combined his alcohol poorly and ended up brawling with my other friend but aside from a bruised testicle and some vomiting no serious damage was done.  We got snow Christmas Eve, so we had a lovely white blanket to cover up the dirty of the town.  We're broke, so there wasn't much in the way of presents for my wife or myself, and less than usual for our daughter, but we managed to scrape a few things together, how I managed to get such an outstandingly gracious child I don't know, but she responded with complete enthusiasm and joy over the somewhat reduced amount of gifts.

Good to hear someone's having a good day, at least. 

[BadBeast]

GF's Son swung by for Dinner today, good to see him. Brought me a great little pressie, that he knew I'd really appreciate. Had Dinner of Turkey bits, drank Vodka & Ginger Beer until a contented level of drunkeness set in.
And later on, I'm going to open my present.  A Gram of Ketamine.   Who ever said Kids aren't thoughtful?