RICHTER! I have found the solution to our problems!

[Suu]

Dunkin Donuts ICED coffee, with cream and not milk.

It has to be iced, hot doesn't get in the system fast enough.

Shit goes right through me! It's cleaning that last bit of jasmine rice I had the other day right out of the ol' pipes.


-Suu
Is so Rhode Island, she's drinking iced coffee when it's 15 degrees outside.

[Richter]

Fantastic!

Nothing less than the coffee brewed over the icy spoor of Leng.  It can't top the ruinous gutquakes I got form the last batch of vindaloo though. 

I just remember holding the floor for several 2 vs. 2 melees, screaming for someone to kill me so I could duck out and poop.

[Suu]

That was awesome.

"SOMEBODY KILL ME SO I CAN POOP!!!!!!"

The Baron was rather impressed.

[LMNO]

You know, someone stopping by these forums could easily come to the conclusion that we are all coprophiliacs.

[Suu]

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good BM every now and then. Of course, thanks to the rice and prior to my coffee ingestion, I felt like I was giving birth through my rectum. DO NOT WANT.


-Suu
Should have asked Santa for a new colon.

[Richter]

That was awesome.

"SOMEBODY KILL ME SO I CAN POOP!!!!!!"

The Baron was rather impressed.

"Impressed", huh?  
It's awesome having a baron who appreciates our level of insanity.  

You know, someone stopping by these forums could easily come to the conclusion that we are all coprophiliacs.

It would still be a merciful alternative to the truth.  The concept of us all snacking on shit would be like a blessed candy coating of reality.

[Richter]

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good BM every now and then. Of course, thanks to the rice and prior to my coffee ingestion, I felt like I was giving birth through my rectum. DO NOT WANT.


-Suu
Should have asked Santa for a new colon.

We can do this.  Just find us a compatible donor.