Fuck you, Charley.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This damn thing doesn't work. 

What kind of game are you running, here?

[Adios]

Now I suppose you want a fucking refund. Sorry, sport, not my fault you didn't read the fine print.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now I suppose you want a fucking refund. Sorry, sport, not my fault you didn't read the fine print.

I can't read it.  Sanskrit doesn't count.

You're taking it back either way.  If you give me an RMA, it will come back as is, rather than improved by the byproducts of my internal organs.

Fuck, don't you even keep the parts dry?  It just sort of sits there and fizzles.  The neighbors all laughed at me, and my children have taken to slapping me on the back of the head, like in Benny Hill.

[Adios]

No RMA for you. The return address isn't mine, it's Bob Doles. All it did was sizzle? No electrical shock followed by an explosion?

Oh, if the little green light ever does come on, run.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No RMA for you. The return address isn't mine, it's Bob Doles. All it did was sizzle? No electrical shock followed by an explosion?

Oh, if the little green light ever does come on, run.

Which green light?  There's 3 gre

[Adios]

Roger? Whoops.

[Whatever]

Hey Charley, the boys in shipping just sent over a note, all that stuff that was noted to ship to the errr place down south in the swamps, yeah, it went to some guy in Tucson.

Julio just quit, he says he can't morally be associated with the company anymore and is heading back across the border tonight.

The other two guys never came back from lunch and I think they took the big box that was intended for Tucson with them, at least I can't find the fucker.

I'm going to need hazard pay!

[Adios]

Hey Charley, the boys in shipping just sent over a note, all that stuff that was noted to ship to the errr place down south in the swamps, yeah, it went to some guy in Tucson.

Julio just quit, he says he can't morally be associated with the company anymore and is heading back across the border tonight.

The other two guys never came back from lunch and I think they took the big box that was intended for Tucson with them, at least I can't find the fucker.

I'm going to need hazard pay!

Dammit. That shit has the capacity to fucking cure Tucson.
Julio was a pussy. Fuck him. Lazy bastard.
That box is leaking radiation, they won't get far.
You'll work for what I fucking tell you to work for. If you want a raise stick a jack up your ass.

[Whatever]

Hey Charley, the boys in shipping just sent over a note, all that stuff that was noted to ship to the errr place down south in the swamps, yeah, it went to some guy in Tucson.

Julio just quit, he says he can't morally be associated with the company anymore and is heading back across the border tonight.

The other two guys never came back from lunch and I think they took the big box that was intended for Tucson with them, at least I can't find the fucker.

I'm going to need hazard pay!

Dammit. That shit has the capacity to fucking cure Tucson.
Julio was a pussy. Fuck him. Lazy bastard.
That box is leaking radiation, they won't get far.
You'll work for what I fucking tell you to work for. If you want a raise stick a jack up your ass.

Cure? They fucking sent the cure? 

I didn't as for a raise you old fart, I fucking asked for hazard pay as in it would be hazardous for me to not take a couple days off during the holidays.  You too for that matter!!

Hell lets just take everyone down to the island for a few days.  I'll text you the charter time!

Why the fuck would they want to cure Tucson?  I thought you had it under control?

Goddamn day laborers, I told you we should have hired the crack heads from the corner for this shit!

[Adios]

Brazil, maybe. I don't think they have an extradition agreement with the U.S.

[Phox]

Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.

[Adios]

Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.

Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.

[Phox]

Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.

Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.

Yes, yes. A pity what the world's come to, isn't it?

[Whatever]

Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.

Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.

Hire her, we can work two locations till she buys it or they take her.





Brazil is out, I can get us a nice estate in Columbia.  Might make a few connects while we're there and there's a pool for the kids!

[Phox]

Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.

Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.

Hire her, we can work two locations till she buys it or they take her.

Oh. Heh heh, no. I have my own operations to run. And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.