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jury nulification?

Started by the last yatto, December 22, 2010, 07:55:16 PM

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the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Telarus

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Nope, they excused everyone who had heard of Jury Nullification already, see comment about 'philosophical objections'. Damnit, I have to point this out every time it comes up.

The remaining prospective jurors were then told the charge and mutinied before they could be seated. In the jury pool room.

Judge called a conference with Prosecutor and Defense. Dude coped to a 'no guilt' plea that carried a 20 yr sentence, with 19 suspended, and his last 1 year served consecutively with his theft conviction. And was THRILLED about it.
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