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Suck it hippies, you're now on the same page as Pat Robertson

Started by Cain, December 24, 2010, 07:15:54 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#15
December 26, 2010, 03:42:05 AM
HELL YEAH! Puttin the J back in Jesus!
Stone those Christians! Err, ah, oh... well you know what I mean.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Fujikoma

#16
December 26, 2010, 03:43:24 AM
Let he who is without sin take the first rip.

the last yatto

#17
December 26, 2010, 04:56:49 AM
BONG HITS FOR JESUS :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Fujikoma

#18
December 26, 2010, 05:54:17 AM Last Edit: December 26, 2010, 06:03:02 AM by Fujikoma
JESUS: "Okay, check this out guys, I'm gonna prove I'm the messiah, alright? You wanna see a miracle? See this bong? Ok, ok, time this for me. I'm serious..."

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HaHA! YESSS! Beat THAT, you commie DOUCHE!  :lulz:

BabylonHoruv

#19
December 26, 2010, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 25, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 24, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Far Left and Far Right agree, I'm not surprised really.

Unfortunately the moderates are the ones in power


8)

:x
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

AFK

#20
December 26, 2010, 02:49:12 PM
Quote from: Lies on December 26, 2010, 01:53:56 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 25, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 24, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Far Left and Far Right agree, I'm not surprised really.

Unfortunately the moderates are the ones in power


8)
Here we go...

Oh put your popcorn away.  I've got way too much stuff on my plate than to go down that dead end road again. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BabylonHoruv

#21
December 26, 2010, 06:05:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 26, 2010, 02:49:12 PM
Quote from: Lies on December 26, 2010, 01:53:56 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 25, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 24, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Far Left and Far Right agree, I'm not surprised really.

Unfortunately the moderates are the ones in power


8)
Here we go...

Oh put your popcorn away.  I've got way too much stuff on my plate than to go down that dead end road again. 

Me too.  I do have to give you props for a well placed emoticon though.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Lenin McCarthy

#22
December 26, 2010, 06:11:45 PM
The most conservative Christian in my class was also the first in my class to smoke pot.

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
December 26, 2010, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 06:11:45 PM
The most conservative Christian in my class was also the first in my class to smoke pot.

That's usually how it goes. If it's not the ganj it's something else.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#24
December 27, 2010, 11:44:48 AM
I'm guessing there is some subsidiary somewhere of the Pat Robertson machine that uses or prescribes or endorses medical marijuana.  It's a weird position for him.  This is the same guy that's produced shows about how evil metal music is and how it will take over your mind and make you crazy, but he will back the wacky tabacky.  I think he has an interest in this somehow. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#25
December 27, 2010, 11:46:50 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 06:11:45 PM
The most conservative Christian in my class was also the first in my class to smoke pot.
Christians *have* to sin.
If they don't, it's like Christ died for nothing.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fujikoma

#26
December 27, 2010, 12:01:19 PM
Didn't Rasputin preach something like that?

Jenne

#27
December 27, 2010, 05:20:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 24, 2010, 07:15:54 PM
And we have documentary evidence!

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/23/pat-robertson-wants-to-legalize-pot-video/

QuotePat Robertson might be the last person you would expect to find leading the calls for legalizing marijuana.

Yet, during a conversation about faith-based rehabilitation on Wednesday's episode of Christian talk show "The 700 Club," the conservative evangelist and media personality did just that.

"We have to take a look at what we are considering crimes," Robertson said. "I'm not exactly for the use of drugs, don't get me wrong, but I just believe that criminalizing marijuana, criminalizing possession of a few ounces of pot, that kind of thing is costing us a fortune and it's ruining young people."

I'm expecting 50 pages on this before 2011, so get cracking.

Interesting.  I'm wondering who in his famdamily's a user.  Because that's usually what it takes for these guys to come to this sort of conclusion.  Bet one of Pat's kids has been in and out of rehab or something similar (grandkid?).

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 27, 2010, 05:21:55 PM
Who cares, though?  Just because he's spent a lifetime being wrong, that doesn't invalidate that this time he's right.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
December 27, 2010, 05:22:38 PM
Quote from: Lies on December 27, 2010, 11:46:50 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 26, 2010, 06:11:45 PM
The most conservative Christian in my class was also the first in my class to smoke pot.
Christians *have* to sin.
If they don't, it's like Christ died for nothing.

NEWSFEED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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