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December 26, 2010, 11:23:32 PM
from cabaret brainwash:





parables and things here:

http://brainwash.discordian.com/stories/index.htm

Epimetheus

#1
December 29, 2010, 04:12:19 AM
Both pics are broken and the site is down.  :sad:
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Prince Glittersnatch III

#2
December 29, 2010, 04:15:27 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 04:12:19 AM
Both pics are broken and the site is down.  :sad:

Works fine for me. I guess the site just doesnt like you.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 29, 2010, 04:16:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 29, 2010, 04:15:27 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 04:12:19 AM
Both pics are broken and the site is down.  :sad:

Works fine for me. I guess the site just doesnt like you.

Busted for me.  Maybe you just kiss the internet's ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#4
December 29, 2010, 04:30:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 04:16:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 29, 2010, 04:15:27 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 04:12:19 AM
Both pics are broken and the site is down.  :sad:

Works fine for me. I guess the site just doesnt like you.

Busted for me.  Maybe you just kiss the internet's ass.

Dont hate me because Im beautiful.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
December 29, 2010, 04:35:53 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 29, 2010, 04:30:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 04:16:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 29, 2010, 04:15:27 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 04:12:19 AM
Both pics are broken and the site is down.  :sad:

Works fine for me. I guess the site just doesnt like you.

Busted for me.  Maybe you just kiss the internet's ass.

Dont hate me because Im beautiful.

That's NOT why I hate you.  :crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#6
December 29, 2010, 05:39:24 AM
Quit being Tsundere, you know how you feel...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Epimetheus

#7
December 29, 2010, 06:18:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 29, 2010, 05:39:24 AM
Quit being Tsundere, you know how you feel...

:crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Telarus

#8
December 29, 2010, 06:27:02 AM
Johnny had a subdomain on 'discordian.com' which was run by St. Mae (who hosted the previous Kallisticons). It seems St. Mae's domains are having some problems. I'll check with them, see what's up.

You guys can check out the Cabaret Brainwash material here: http://web.archive.org/web/20080223172529/brainwash.discordian.com/index.htm

I had the pleasure of playing "Mr. Turtle" in a live (new) tale of Dr. Mojo last April Fools Day.
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Telarus

#9
December 29, 2010, 06:34:30 AM
Omar's Clock

When Omar inherited a clock from his grandfather, he placed it in a prominent position on his bookcase, even though the clock did not keep accurate time. He enjoyed it and was not disturbed when it refused to continue running.

The clock became a focal point for conversation. "Hey, that clock isn't right, is it?" "Omar, your clock has run down." "Does this clock work?"

One day Omar told Giovanni that he was considering having the clock repaired, not because he wanted it to keep time, but because he was tired of discussing its inaccuracy.

Giovanni went over to the clock, removed both of its hands, and wrote NOW across the clockface.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 29, 2010, 02:09:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 29, 2010, 05:39:24 AM
Quit being Tsundere, you know how you feel...

IWKAMF.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#11
December 30, 2010, 11:28:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 02:09:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 29, 2010, 05:39:24 AM
Quit being Tsundere, you know how you feel...

IWKAMF.

I dont speak Acronym, what does that mean?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Phox

#12
December 30, 2010, 11:33:22 PM
Roger is expressing his intent to end the semblance of life, while simultaneous revealing the Freudian nature of his intended target's relationship with an older female relative.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#13
December 31, 2010, 12:57:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 11:33:22 PM
Roger is expressing his intent to end the semblance of life, while simultaneous revealing the Freudian nature of his intended target's relationship with an older female relative.

Ah, I see.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!
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