It's hard to be a villian...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

How much you charge, Squiddy dear?

nothing?
I've never made this stuff before. I don't know if it works.

[Jenne]

I'm wracking my brains for someone that this would be good for.  Meh, only person I can think of is my nefarious father-in-law.  Not sure I like him enough to send him homemade goodies like yours...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Srsly?  I'll pay shipping if you can make something like that.


[edit: The moustache wax, not the vaseline slip and slide.  I can do that at home.]

2nd'ed.

I'll happily provide postage, or reciprocation of randome stuffs for the stache wax of Squid.

You guys want this stuff or no? I have no use for it.
But I know some people who might.

[Richter]

I'm in, Squid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'll take one! I don't have a moustache... yet.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'll take one! I don't have a moustache... yet.

Ok. I think I'm gonna add something a little looser like castor oil or more coconut oil. I think it may be too stiff.
But luckily I'm home early so I'll do it in a few.

[LMNO]

PM sent.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Richter]

Also done.

My 'stache hairs are pratically handlebarring themselve sin anticipation. 

[Chairman Risus]

Bump because...

I finished the wax.
I tested it on the end of my hair and it seems like it could work.

I have two 1 oz. tins and four 1/4 oz. tins. (also one 1/4 oz. tin that I stuck my finger in)

They smell a little like birthday cake.

If you want one, pm me w/ info and tell me what size.

Also, critique it when you get it. Too stiff? Too loose? Too stinky? You decide!

you want or no want?

Is this still a possibility?

[the last yatto]

They smell a little like birthday cake.