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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Killing=Hilarious

Started by Jasper, December 29, 2010, 03:26:48 AM

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Jasper

Everytime you eat an animal you gain it's wisdom.

An addiction to lulz does not excuse it.

Nor does tradition or preference or habit.

Winning is a weakness, do you have it?

Live by killing and you will die.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

The violence in your mind becomes violence in your food.

In your life.

iN YOUR FORUM

your CAR.

Your wife.

Your husband.

Your lover.

Your son.

Your daughter.

These are your threads.

Would you carve the flesh from the bones of your loves?

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

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The Good Reverend Roger

See?  Poe's Law even applies to degenerates.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

And here I thought it had to do with dorky talking alien cats.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Sigmatic on December 29, 2010, 03:37:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

And here I thought it had to do with dorky talking alien cats.

It does, but you really don't want to know what that cat was into behind closed doors.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.
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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.

That was my plan, it wouldn't be funny here.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.

That was my plan, it wouldn't be funny here.

Hasn't stopped you in the past.  Ever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.





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Quote from: Telarus on December 29, 2010, 05:34:20 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.





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Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:52:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on December 29, 2010, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Don't let your area of expertise ruin jokes that those who don't know the lingo of people with such proclivities found funny.

sorry,  I thought it was funny.  I may even start using the term snarf pron.

Great, great...But you could maybe do it on another forum.

That was my plan, it wouldn't be funny here.

Take it to Political Crossfire.  Dedicate it to Lumina. 
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