Killing=Hilarious

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Right now I'm in the "fascinated by something disgusting" phase. As soon as that wears off I'll start ignoring you.

I don't give a shit about "victory". You leaving would be much more awesome than you not leaving.

[Jasper]

This thread has been quite productive in my absence! 

[Phox]

This thread has been quite productive in my absence! 

You have an odd definition, but hey, it's your thread. 

[Jasper]

LOL CONSEQUENTIALISM

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh

We're not below Scots. WE at least have the sense to wear pants.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

[Phox]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

[Phox]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

[Phox]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

[BabylonHoruv]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

If you're talking about due to having molested children that's not actually true.  The incidence of molestation is way lower among priests than among most men, it's just that it was such a huge deal because they're in a position of power and trust and whatnot.  And the way that the church covered it up was a huge unprecedented monstrosity.

I'm not saying that's the only reason a Catholic priest might deserve to be stabbed in the dick mind you, I just know that's the one most people think of.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

No, everyone needs a good dick kick, and I got that from my sister when I was flirting with her friend in high school (she had awesome tits and I was a teenager). Dick stab causes permanent damage.

BH- she said everyone. It was a joke. Stop ruining jokes. Actually just stop.

[Phox]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

If you're talking about due to having molested children that's not actually true.  The incidence of molestation is way lower among priests than among most men, it's just that it was such a huge deal because they're in a position of power and trust and whatnot.  And the way that the church covered it up was a huge unprecedented monstrosity.

I'm not saying that's the only reason a Catholic priest might deserve to be stabbed in the dick mind you, I just know that's the one most people think of.

Oh, no. I used to be Catholic. I know many reasons why Catholic priests need to be stabbed in the dick. Most ordained clergy of any religion need a good dick stabbing for most of the same reasons.

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

No, everyone needs a good dick kick, and I got that from my sister when I was flirting with her friend in high school (she had awesome tits and I was a teenager). Dick stab causes permanent damage.

Dick stab, not testicle stab. Just like a piercing.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]