Killing=Hilarious

[Telarus]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

'Daggering' gets a whole new meaning ITT

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I kind of assumed this particular thread was about that to begin with.  It does mention ripping the flesh off your lovers bones in the OP after all.

I'm not even through reading what I missed.

You assumed wrong. This is a spoof thread making fun of Ob Portu. You seriously need some help. If you're looking for attention you need help. If you like snuff fic, you need help. The only reason to go onto a forum for snuff fic is to troll it with stuff like "So there was this guy, and he picked up a girl at the bar, and she stabbed his dick and he bled to death. It was hot and stuff the end." And even by posting something like that with the intention of annoying the people there I would feel like I would have to be in the shower for an hour and then go to church and confess to the priest.

And then stab the priest in the dick?

No, I don't have snuff fantasies about priests. Now we should stop talking about stabbing priests in the dick before we give something for BH to rub the chub about.

No, you don't have to kill him. And also, you don't have to have sex with him before or after the stabbing. The Altar Boys would thank you, I'm sure.

Nah, as far as I can tell the priests at my old parish are ok and don't really deserve that. Maybe a good mocking, but not a dick stab.

Everyone needs a good dick stab. It's just statistically more likely to have legitimate justification among certain sub-groups, Catholic priests being one.

'Daggering' gets a whole new meaning ITT

ATTN: BabylonHoruv, please do not elucidate what daggering means in the snuff genre.

We really don't want to know.

[the last yatto]

What would Peta do Think?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Alive and seriously damaged or dead.  No, I do not know.

Nigel's got me pretty well convinced that the consequences are not as dire as I have blown them up to be in my mind though, so I am pretty sure I'd prefer she were alive.

I can't get past this.  I have children.  There is no point you will ever hear from me I'm pretty sure I'd prefer them to be alive.  I don't understand how you have the balls to claim to be a fucking parent and say something like that. 

I'm with Nigel on this, BH I hate you.  I despise the very thought of your existance.  You are of absolutely no use to society as anything except a target for ridicule and death by stoning.

Please come to St. Louis, I have some friends who would just love to meet you!

[Triple Zero]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

Well if it's really borderline, that's enough to convince me his fascination with snuff is really really badwrong creepy, in the sense that there is a chance he'd cross the line.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

It looks to me like someone severely overestimated the trauma of rape.
Severely overestimated the trauma.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

a gross overestimation, even

[Faust]

This thread deserved so much better. 

[Faust]

I would.  In fact, I'm into snarf porn.  It's like snuff porn, only after you sexually kill your partner you also sexually cook them and sexually eat them.

That's called Dolcett.

Go away.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It looks to me like someone severely overestimated the trauma of rape.
Severely overestimated the trauma.

I know. I would never want to trivialize rape, but it's not the fucking end of the world. It's a violation and it's something to be fucking pissed about, and like any assault it'll leave you a bit cagey, but it's JUST A GODDAMN PENIS GUYS. It's not like, decades of parental emotional abuse, or cancer, or AIDS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

Nah, my wife's obese.  lovely face, but big and fat.

I'm also not an aspie.  I'm borderline,  just as annoying but generally way creepier.

Code for "attention whore".

Well if it's really borderline, that's enough to convince me his fascination with snuff is really really badwrong creepy, in the sense that there is a chance he'd cross the line.

I kind of doubt anyone with normal empathy would be into snuff porn. That alone makes him dangerous IMO.

[Don Coyote]

BH please to be dying in many fires. KKTNXBAI

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LOL CONSEQUENTIALISM

[meta-threadjack]

Dude, I had to deal with a doughy mattress-fucker in a jury room who could not be broken of this philosophy.

Me and this other guy just tag-teamed him with sarcastic comments after he failed to respond to respect and reason.

Thank you for reminding me of the highlight of an otherwise unsatisfying jury experience.

[/meta-ass threadjack]

[Triple Zero]

I kind of doubt anyone with normal empathy would be into snuff porn. That alone makes him dangerous IMO.

Probably true, but I'm (slightly) familiar with borderline, while "people into snuff" have only been on the other end of the tubes so far for me. I dunno I just don't judge quickly, I guess. Hence I said, okay, NOW I kind of get it. All the while I just had a mild dislike of the guy because his avatar is so butt fucking ugly.

[Jasper]

LOL CONSEQUENTIALISM

[meta-threadjack]

Dude, I had to deal with a doughy mattress-fucker in a jury room who could not be broken of this philosophy.

Me and this other guy just tag-teamed him with sarcastic comments after he failed to respond to respect and reason.

Thank you for reminding me of the highlight of an otherwise unsatisfying jury experience.

[/meta-ass threadjack]

I uh ok.