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Familiar Heroes, part I of V

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 30, 2010, 06:10:54 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

The old Indian sagged against the bar, nursing his whiskey.  The place was damn near empty, and he was pretty sure he wasn't going to be able to cadge any drinks tonight.

He wasn't always like this, dammit.  He was once a brave, and he performed many acts of valor in battle.  He was a master tracker, and could sneak up on a rabbit and pet it before it realized he was there, if he wanted to.

But that was in the good old days, back in the 1870s.  But here it is, New Years Eve, 1933, and he knew that nobody had known him as anything other than a washed up drunk for 50 years.  He blearily gazed into the mirror and saw himself as the world saw him now: a shriveled, toothless old man with burst veins on his face and a tremble in his hands.

He really wanted to die.

At about that point, 3 roughnecks from the oil fields walked into the bar, shouting and laughing.  One of them pointed at the old Indian.

"Hey, bartender, buy the chief one on me!"

The old Indian nodded his thanks, but seethed inside.  Chief?  He wasn't a chief.  He HATED the chiefs.  They sold out his people for trinkets and promises worth less than trinkets.  That's why he abandoned his tribe to travel with his white partner in crime, though he told the man the word he used meant "trusted friend".  

His friend, John Reid, was typically condescending, but tolerable.  Condescending, in that he viewed the Indian's trial-craft as a trade off for civilized skills, but tolerable in that while Reid gave orders, he never assumed the Indian was stupid just because his skin wasn't White.

"Chief, indeed.  Why, I ought to get up and tell them of my adventures, tell them of the men I'd tracked and the life I led.  But they wouldn't believe me, would they?  Worse, they wouldn't care.  They'd pity me as a drunk old liar."

The old Indian began to weep just a little, as he thumbed the last memento he had of his old partner, gone these many decades.  The tarnished silver bullet, of course, had no opinion.  Then the old Indian turned back to his drink, and got on with the serious business of his life, the only business he'd had since his only friend died so long ago.

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios


LMNO

I am ashamed I had to look up "John Reid".


Now I want to drink whisk(ee)y.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 30, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
I am ashamed I had to look up "John Reid".


Now I want to drink whisk(ee)y.

I thought the silver bullet would have given it away enough.

Christ, I'm getting old.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Whatever

Damn.  Just...... damn   :cry:

It's fucking beautiful and terrible and awesome all in one and now I need to go get me a box of tissues.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 30, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
I am ashamed I had to look up "John Reid".


Now I want to drink whisk(ee)y.

I thought the silver bullet would have given it away enough.

Christ, I'm getting old.

Did the Gov. of New Mexico issue Billys' pardon yet? I can't seem to find anything.

Adios


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 06:23:32 PM
It reminded me of Ira Hayes.

Yeah, I'd considered ending the story the way Hayes died:

QuoteAs a result of Rosenthal's photograph Hayes and the others became national heroes in the United States. He was instrumental in confirming the identity of one of his fellow Marines in the photograph, Harlon Block. Hayes was never comfortable with his new-found fame, however, and after his honorable discharge from the Marine Corps he descended into alcoholism. He died of exposure on January 24, 1955 after a night of drinking, and was buried with full military honors at Arlington National Cemetery.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 06:23:32 PM
It reminded me of Ira Hayes.

Yeah, I'd considered ending the story the way Hayes died:

QuoteAs a result of Rosenthal's photograph Hayes and the others became national heroes in the United States. He was instrumental in confirming the identity of one of his fellow Marines in the photograph, Harlon Block. Hayes was never comfortable with his new-found fame, however, and after his honorable discharge from the Marine Corps he descended into alcoholism. He died of exposure on January 24, 1955 after a night of drinking, and was buried with full military honors at Arlington National Cemetery.

Damn. We are now officially Old Men™. He died just 2 years after I was born.

Richter

Well done, but sad.

Still can't remember how to spell that word for that part of a horse though.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 06:23:32 PM
It reminded me of Ira Hayes.

Yeah, I'd considered ending the story the way Hayes died:

QuoteAs a result of Rosenthal's photograph Hayes and the others became national heroes in the United States. He was instrumental in confirming the identity of one of his fellow Marines in the photograph, Harlon Block. Hayes was never comfortable with his new-found fame, however, and after his honorable discharge from the Marine Corps he descended into alcoholism. He died of exposure on January 24, 1955 after a night of drinking, and was buried with full military honors at Arlington National Cemetery.

I liked the ending, and it took me there anyway.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Also, "trusted friend" made me   :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Kai

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