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Started by Adios, January 01, 2011, 05:25:40 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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 :roll: This is not Nigel vs. Charley. You are no more exempt from being taunted when you say ridiculous things than anyone else here is. I'm sure that you could make a case for yourself that you're super special and I'm picking on you if you go through every post I make with the assumption that it's specifically, personally, directed at you and you alone, but you'd be wrong.
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Charley, all except one of those weren't even addressed at you.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I've been thinking about it and I think that there is a stronger case for legalizing shitting in public places than smoking in public places.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

I agree, I mean if we let the dogs do it why can't we?  I mean, as long as we pick it up.  Am I right? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 08:16:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 04, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2011, 06:43:01 PMIt seems logical that there are laws preventing you from drinking anywhere you'd like

It does?

Yeah.  Some examples of what I'd consider to be good no booze zones would be schools and day cares.  But I support drinking in public places, personally.  I don't see how it's a bad thing, and it just gives cops one more thing to bother homeless people about.

Y'know schools and daycares never even entered my mind.  Good point.  I'm a fucking fool sometimes.

But yeah, public...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 04, 2011, 08:20:25 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 08:16:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 04, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2011, 06:43:01 PMIt seems logical that there are laws preventing you from drinking anywhere you'd like

It does?

Yeah.  Some examples of what I'd consider to be good no booze zones would be schools and day cares.  But I support drinking in public places, personally.  I don't see how it's a bad thing, and it just gives cops one more thing to bother homeless people about.

Well, here's the thing. There are plenty of people that get even more stupid than they normally are when drinking. Shocking, I know, but bear with me. Would you want these people out and about making big scenes at say, a park where kids are playing? Considering how the majority of people I know act when they go out for drinks, I certainly wouldn't.

I'll give the schools and daycares, but not parks.  Kids don't run the world.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on January 04, 2011, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2011, 08:23:06 PM
Here's the thing, dipshits:

You can just not smoke.

Yes, you CAN. It's not a natural process or a way of life, it's just an activity. Grow a fucking pair and quit whining like a bunch of sissies having their binky taken away. You can smoke and suck your wee little thumb at home if you want it that bad.

we should ban using your cellphone in your car while driving too.  


What about dice dangling from rearview mirrors?  Those are damn distracting.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Nigel on January 05, 2011, 03:48:18 AM
I've been thinking about it and I think that there is a stronger case for legalizing shitting in public places than smoking in public places.

Clearly.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Christ, that's a lot of posts from me in a row.  Sorry.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Here's one more... just for kicks.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

AFK

Sorry, we're banning those.  Too distracting while I'm trying to work. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

AFK

Can't have you go around tearing apart the fabric of society all willy nilly-like. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.