You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...

[East Coast Hustle]

I have a friend who does that compulsively and it's just about the single most annoying thing ever. Like, only slightly less annoying than when people say things like "in all honesty", "frankly", or "to tell you the truth..." as though they had obviously been lying to you up to that point.

[Rumckle]

That sounds really cool Nigel, do you grow any vegies or herbs?

[Suu]

Also: I'm losing 40lbs.

I'm not TRYING To lose 40lbs, I _AM_ losing 40lbs. And it will be done by the summer. Enough of this bullshit. I'm sick of this hate weight I put on.

[maphdet]

In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

The hangover part is the only reason I am considering to ease up on drinking.

*hates the yuk feeling the next day but loves the yay feeling the day before*
Oh well.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That sounds really cool Nigel, do you grow any vegies or herbs?

Oh yes. Oh my, yes.

I am a compulsive hoarder-for-the-end-times and have been growing and scavenging food since I was an impoverished and hungry urchin.

I grow almost everything. Herbs, veggies, fruit. It would be a long and boring list were I to try to spell them all out.

[East Coast Hustle]

In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

The hangover part is the only reason I am considering to ease up on drinking.

*hates the yuk feeling the next day but loves the yay feeling the day before*
Oh well.

It only hurts when you stop.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

[the last yatto]

nigel, to help the theme
I suggest you limit the number of days
which your allowed to buy anything during the three months

[LMNO]

My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

Sweet merciful fuck.  And I thought I was bad...

[Jenne]

My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

Surely the peeps and candy are fine?  And eating stuff off others' plates--if you were there when they put it on there, again, no harm or foul.

As to the other things...eh, yeah, in moderation if anything.

And I resolved to not have any resolutions, but damn all those holiday pix of me show how much this heifer needs to lose.  Suu, I'll see you your 40# and hope to gawd we both win.  I'm so tired of tight clothing but refuse on principle to do anything else but squeeze.    /am a dork so what?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

YOU

are a woman after my own heart.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

nigel, to help the theme
I suggest you limit the number of days
which your allowed to buy anything during the three months

I already bought everything!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I've resolved to lose 200+ pounds in dead weight this year.  May he live happily with the new me out there in California. 

I will be divorced in 2011.  If it kills me!  

[hooplala]

Exercise routine, so I can (re)start my martial arts training routine.

Oh, and I'm learning how to contact juggle, because everyone calls me elf or glefling already:

You know what contact juggling was originally called?  Michael Moschen's act.

[Triple Zero]

My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

YOU

are a woman after my own heart.

She's after your heart allright ... so she can EAT IT.