News:

The End of the World is Coming, and YOU MAY DIE

Main Menu

Seriously?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 04, 2011, 10:20:44 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3
User actions

Richter

#15
January 05, 2011, 02:28:24 PM
Guess he had to throw us a bone there.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

hooplala

#16
January 05, 2011, 02:31:05 PM
:lmnuendo:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
January 06, 2011, 12:45:19 AM
I don't know if I have a favorite breed of dog; I am very fond of both Australian and German Shepherds, and also of pit bulls and pit mixes. I have a ridiculous little pug-chihuahua mix that's adorable but dumb as a sack of hair trimmings.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#18
January 06, 2011, 01:29:44 AM
For some reason I really love stupid dogs.  Like lick-your-own-eyeball stupid. 

Sister Fracture

#19
January 06, 2011, 01:52:43 AM
My parents' dog Bambi is lick-your-own-eyeball stupid. It's a damn good thing she's so cute.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
January 06, 2011, 02:14:22 AM
That is exactly how dumb my dog is. I have tried many times to capture her vapid adoration on film, but it's impossible because she lunges for the camera with the stupid joy of a goldfish seeing a fish food flake.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#21
January 06, 2011, 02:21:37 AM
Pitts are great. Don't clip their ears or their tail, love them to death and they'll be the goofiest, happiest thing you'll ever see.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
January 06, 2011, 02:33:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 06, 2011, 02:21:37 AM
Pitts are great. Don't clip their ears or their tail, love them to death and they'll be the goofiest, happiest thing you'll ever see.

They are such sweet, happy, easily trainable dogs! I love them. I am really partial to smaller pit mixes; pit/whippet is one of my favorites.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Epimetheus

#23
January 06, 2011, 03:00:57 AM
My grandparents have a beagle, and it is a great dog. Never gets out of line; energetic when necessary, relaxed and peaceful when necessary. Fun, too; being a hound he can play hide-and-seek (seeking by scent). Pretty much a perfect pet dog. Pees on the carpet when overexcited though.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
January 06, 2011, 05:44:53 AM
dogs  :|




kitties

East Coast Hustle

#25
January 06, 2011, 06:33:51 PM
I have an 8 pound toy fox terrier. He's smart as hell and completely consumed with a massive Napoleon complex. If he were a person, he'd be Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas, only if he moonlighted as a circus clown.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

#26
January 06, 2011, 06:36:13 PM
CIRCUS CLOWN... WHAT, LIKE I AMUSE YOU?
                            \
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Epimetheus

#27
January 06, 2011, 09:21:20 PM
This is one of the quicker and weirder thread direction changes.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Requia ☣

#28
January 06, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
I love the doberman/rottweiler mix that adopted my parents.  Sweetest dog ever, and she's even smart enough to know I won't put up with the same BS that my mom does (she feeds the dogs off the table if they bark  :argh!:) and leaves me be when I'm eating.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#29
January 06, 2011, 10:26:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 06, 2011, 02:33:59 AM
I am really partial to smaller pit mixes; pit/whippet is one of my favorites.

:lulz:

But seriously that sounds like a great dog.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3
User actions