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a very sad day indeed

Started by Dysnomia, January 05, 2011, 04:53:58 AM

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Dysnomia

January 05, 2011, 04:53:58 AM
I was stumbling about the internetz and came upon this unsettling site. 

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1llynk/isnt.autistics.org/

The fact that as many as 9625 out of every 10,000 individuals may be neurotypical is frighteningly sad.  Many of you forum dwellers may even fall into the category of being neurotypical.  (but then again maybe not!)  We must fight to find a cure for being neurologically typical! 
:x
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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President Television

#1
January 05, 2011, 05:11:12 AM
Oh yeah, I remember this. It's about people who don't fall into the autism spectrum.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Lies

#2
January 05, 2011, 05:39:29 AM
lol aspies.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Prince Glittersnatch III

#3
January 05, 2011, 06:03:15 AM Last Edit: January 05, 2011, 06:09:15 AM by Lord Glittersnatch
As an aspie, and therefore being borderline neurotypical I cant help but sympathize with them. In fact I remember going to school with a few NT kids. They all had their own little group that went around, laughing and shouting. It was so sad to look into their eyes and know that they would never know the joy of reaching level 85 on World of Warcraft, or installing linux on a rooted Kindle.

Those poor, poor souls...
My only consolation is knowing that we are close to a cure:

http://io9.com/349956/one-pill-makes-you-autistic-++-and-one-pill-changes-you-back
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

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Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Dysnomia

#4
January 05, 2011, 06:04:55 AM
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
January 05, 2011, 06:45:26 AM
WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

THEY MUST BE STOPPED.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Prince Glittersnatch III

#6
January 05, 2011, 07:41:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 05, 2011, 06:45:26 AM
WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

THEY MUST BE STOPPED.

I agree. Childrens reign of terror must be put to an end.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Bruno

#7
January 05, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
I thought we already had vaccines for this.  :?
Formerly something else...

Suu

#9
January 05, 2011, 02:47:17 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 05, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
I thought we already had vaccines for this.  :?

No no, it was the vaccines that make you autistic. Remember?

Then it wasn't the vaccines...then it was...then crazy moms didn't give their kids shots anyway, and now measles, mumps and rubella are making a comeback because of immigrants...or something.

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Disco Pickle

#10
January 05, 2011, 03:08:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 05, 2011, 02:47:17 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 05, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
I thought we already had vaccines for this.  :?

No no, it was the vaccines that make you autistic. Remember?

Then it wasn't the vaccines...then it was...then crazy moms didn't give their kids shots anyway, and now measles, mumps and rubella are making a comeback because of immigrants...or something.



be careful, vaccine deniers get called before Jenny McCarthy.  You'll have to name the names of your conspirators who are spreading the lie that vaccines aren't the cause of autism.

It's being called McCarthyism I believe.

[whew, had to stretch for that one]
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Dysnomia

#11
January 05, 2011, 07:16:36 PM
WHY GOD WHY?????



: :omg:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

#12
January 06, 2011, 04:08:00 AM

I LIKE ASS-BURGERS!

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.
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