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Tides = Jesus

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, January 07, 2011, 07:54:13 AM

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Lies

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 01:04:18 PM
Let's not miss an important fact here:  Both the GodPoseur and the AthiestFreak failed fifth-grade earth science forever.


EVERYONE OFF MY PLANET.*































*Stole that from TGRR.
This. Unfortunately.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hooplala

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 01:04:18 PM
Let's not miss an important fact here:  Both the GodPoseur and the AthiestFreak failed fifth-grade earth science forever.


EVERYONE OFF MY PLANET.

Who and who?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Lies

Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 02:15:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 01:04:18 PM
Let's not miss an important fact here:  Both the GodPoseur and the AthiestFreak failed fifth-grade earth science forever.


EVERYONE OFF MY PLANET.

Who and who?
Bill And His guest.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

To be more specific:

QuoteExplaining that his religious faith springs from the mysteries of nature that are unexplainable by modern science, O'Reilly said: ""I'll tell you why [religion is] not a scam, in my opinion. Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in."

Even more amazing than Bill O'Reilly not knowing that the tides are caused by the moon's orbit is the fact that the atheist guy didn't know it either! Silverstein was left to retort, "It doesn't matter if I can't explain it—that doesn't mean that an invisible magic man in the sky is doing it," his high school science (or was it middle school?) apparently failing him.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/42957/bill-oreilly-stumped-by-tides-unexplainable-by-science/

hooplala

Quote from: Lies on January 07, 2011, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 02:15:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 01:04:18 PM
Let's not miss an important fact here:  Both the GodPoseur and the AthiestFreak failed fifth-grade earth science forever.


EVERYONE OFF MY PLANET.

Who and who?
Bill And His guest.

Ah, I guess I should have actually watched the clip.  I thought it would make me woof my cookies this early in the morning.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Suu

This made my and GS's heads explode this morning.

Though I think that the atheist gentleman should have sat back a bit and let Bill blow his top more.
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hooplala

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 07, 2011, 02:22:37 PM
To be more specific:

QuoteExplaining that his religious faith springs from the mysteries of nature that are unexplainable by modern science, O'Reilly said: ""I'll tell you why [religion is] not a scam, in my opinion. Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in."

Even more amazing than Bill O'Reilly not knowing that the tides are caused by the moon's orbit is the fact that the atheist guy didn't know it either! Silverstein was left to retort, "It doesn't matter if I can't explain it—that doesn't mean that an invisible magic man in the sky is doing it," his high school science (or was it middle school?) apparently failing him.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/42957/bill-oreilly-stumped-by-tides-unexplainable-by-science/

Oh good lord.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Suu

Yeah, that didn't shine too well on Mr. Scientific Atheist either.

Bad. If you're going to believe in science, you better know wtf is going on.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

I hope John Stewart does something with this.  I mean I suppose it satirizes itself as is but man, that is just sad. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

Silverman also says "Maybe it was Thor on top of Mount Olympus?" in regards to the tide going in and out.  I really want to believe that is an intentional miss-attributed troll, but after his lack of high school physics, I somehow doubt it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Suu

Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 04:16:16 PM
Silverman also says "Maybe it was Thor on top of Mount Olympus?" in regards to the tide going in and out.  I really want to believe that is an intentional miss-attributed troll, but after his lack of high school physics, I somehow doubt it.

Yeah, that bothered me too. He seemed pretty uneducated.
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Prince Glittersnatch III

I for one look forward to a special Glenn Beck segment tackling the mysteries of magnets.
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AFK

Quote from: Suu on January 07, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 04:16:16 PM
Silverman also says "Maybe it was Thor on top of Mount Olympus?" in regards to the tide going in and out.  I really want to believe that is an intentional miss-attributed troll, but after his lack of high school physics, I somehow doubt it.

Yeah, that bothered me too. He seemed pretty uneducated.

I find, for the most part, when Bill O brings on guests, particularly ones he disagrees with, he doesn't exactly pick the brightest of the bunch.  John Stewart is a notable exception, but of course in those cases he has the luxury of doing a pre-taped show that can be edited. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 07, 2011, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 07, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 04:16:16 PM
Silverman also says "Maybe it was Thor on top of Mount Olympus?" in regards to the tide going in and out.  I really want to believe that is an intentional miss-attributed troll, but after his lack of high school physics, I somehow doubt it.

Yeah, that bothered me too. He seemed pretty uneducated.

I find, for the most part, when Bill O brings on guests, particularly ones he disagrees with, he doesn't exactly pick the brightest of the bunch.  John Stewart is a notable exception, but of course in those cases he has the luxury of doing a pre-taped show that can be edited. 

He's the head of American Atheists!!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 06:11:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 07, 2011, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 07, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 04:16:16 PM
Silverman also says "Maybe it was Thor on top of Mount Olympus?" in regards to the tide going in and out.  I really want to believe that is an intentional miss-attributed troll, but after his lack of high school physics, I somehow doubt it.

Yeah, that bothered me too. He seemed pretty uneducated.

I find, for the most part, when Bill O brings on guests, particularly ones he disagrees with, he doesn't exactly pick the brightest of the bunch.  John Stewart is a notable exception, but of course in those cases he has the luxury of doing a pre-taped show that can be edited. 

He's the head of American Atheists!!

Lack of religious beliefs does not automatically equate to rudimentary scientific knowledge.
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