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BREAKING: MAN CHANGES GLASS OF WATER INTO AN OAK TREE!

Started by themenniss, January 09, 2011, 04:09:46 PM

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themenniss

January 09, 2011, 04:09:46 PM
http://www.mat.upm.es/~jcm/craig-martin--an-oak-tree.html
I'm not sure what to believe anymore...
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Igor

#1
January 09, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
January 09, 2011, 05:02:09 PM
I'm a dragon!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

themenniss

#3
January 09, 2011, 05:09:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 09, 2011, 05:02:09 PM
I'm a dragon!
JESUS FUCK! IT'S A DRAGON!
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Jasper

#4
January 09, 2011, 07:32:05 PM
Nothing makes me sadder than a smart assed round eyes trying to be a zen master.  :lol:

BabylonHoruv

#5
January 09, 2011, 07:32:19 PM
Quote from: Igor on January 09, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.

I do believe that is the point.
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The Johnny

#6
January 09, 2011, 08:24:41 PM
ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, NO ITS BARSTOOL !!!!!!

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Bwana Honolulu

#8
January 09, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
Ah, I did this trick too. Actually did it every friday when I changed whatever I was eating into a hot dog.
His Quasaric Sphericity Bwana Honolulu,
Supremest Commander of Suicide Commando Ω−,
Ruler of everything, everything else and nothing again,
Greatgrandpapapope and Metagodemperor in Zimmer523,
Grand Admiracle of the mounted naval cavalry at sea,
Reichsminister für Popularpodicifikation,
Keeper of the holy Q.

Triple Zero

#9
January 09, 2011, 09:21:05 PM
Quote from: Igor on January 09, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.

The Catholics claim that God does the transubstantiation thing.

This man managed to do it without the help of a deity.

Therefore, I think his is the greater accomplishment.
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Bwana Honolulu

#10
January 09, 2011, 09:33:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 09, 2011, 09:21:05 PM
Quote from: Igor on January 09, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.

The Catholics claim that God does the transubstantiation thing.

This man managed to do it without the help of a deity.

Therefore, I think his is the greater accomplishment.
Yet, the catholics are in a line of people who have created this god. :magick: I guess that shouldn't be underestimated, right? :thumb:
His Quasaric Sphericity Bwana Honolulu,
Supremest Commander of Suicide Commando Ω−,
Ruler of everything, everything else and nothing again,
Greatgrandpapapope and Metagodemperor in Zimmer523,
Grand Admiracle of the mounted naval cavalry at sea,
Reichsminister für Popularpodicifikation,
Keeper of the holy Q.

Igor

#12
January 09, 2011, 10:47:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 09, 2011, 09:21:05 PM
Quote from: Igor on January 09, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.

The Catholics claim that God does the transubstantiation thing.

This man managed to do it without the help of a deity.

Therefore, I think his is the greater accomplishment.

Your impeccable logic forces me to concede the point.
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
January 09, 2011, 10:52:46 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 09, 2011, 10:32:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 09, 2011, 05:02:09 PM
I'm a dragon!

Fuck you. I'm a Minotaur.

YEAH? WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT MAZE, THEN!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#14
January 09, 2011, 10:53:50 PM
That was a corny joke.
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