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Started by Adios, January 09, 2011, 04:10:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
January 10, 2011, 09:22:17 PM
Okay, so a thread about religious oppression being funded by a corporation is now about our malfunctioning intestines?

OH, HAPPY DAY!   :lulz:

I just ate Freeky's garlic/onion/tomato/cheese soup, and pork & beans.  I believe I shall document the results here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#31
January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
January 10, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.

Um, I wasn't being snarky.  My guts are a'roil, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#33
January 10, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.

Um, I wasn't being snarky.  My guts are a'roil, here.

My bad. :oops:

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
January 10, 2011, 09:27:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.

Um, I wasn't being snarky.  My guts are a'roil, here.

My bad. :oops:

Yep.  I'm wondering, if I fart into the gas line, can I bill the gas company?  We're talking serious volume, here.

I am - for once - looking forward to the end of the day meeting.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sister Fracture

#35
January 10, 2011, 10:57:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:22:17 PM
Okay, so a thread about religious oppression being funded by a corporation is now about our malfunctioning intestines?

OH, HAPPY DAY!   :lulz:

I just ate Freeky's garlic/onion/tomato/cheese soup, and pork & beans.  I believe I shall document the results here.

Was it delicious?

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Kai

#36
January 11, 2011, 12:15:32 AM
They're all over the place down here. Never eaten there, never will. This news is more of a reason not to.
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geekdad

#37
January 13, 2011, 03:55:31 AM
I fucking hate Chikfila

The chicken tastes like dry cow shit, which makes their advertising appropriate.
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Adios

#38
January 13, 2011, 04:27:13 PM
http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?t=235471

23 pages on this very topic with people getting pissed because somebody expects them to give up a fucking biscuit.
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