Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This thread is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

Lay it on me, Reverend.

1.  Your shrine was stolen by tweakers in less than a day.

2.  Your boyfriend has a substandard 'stache.  It looks like a dead caterpillar.

3.  Your friend suggestion on Facebook has been shrill in her demands of "who the fuck are you?" despite Mr Language's intervention, suggesting that at least some of your friends have their undies 3" past their colons.

4.  You do the worst Barbara Streisand EVER. 

5.  You have lousy taste in booze.  For fuckin' real.  Early Times is the best bourbon EVER MADE, and you turned your un-American nose up at it.  Come the revolution, you and all your liberal commie pals are AGAINST THE WALL.

[StochasticProvost]

I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.

Do it.

Who are you, again?

Nobody of note.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.

Do it.

Who are you, again?

Nobody of note.

Just checked.  You're the one that thinks we care about your grotty little personal problems.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

Lay it on me, Reverend.

1.  Your shrine was stolen by tweakers in less than a day.

2.  Your boyfriend has a substandard 'stache.  It looks like a dead caterpillar.

3.  Your friend suggestion on Facebook has been shrill in her demands of "who the fuck are you?" despite Mr Language's intervention, suggesting that at least some of your friends have their undies 3" past their colons.

4.  You do the worst Barbara Streisand EVER. 

5.  You have lousy taste in booze.  For fuckin' real.  Early Times is the best bourbon EVER MADE, and you turned your un-American nose up at it.  Come the revolution, you and all your liberal commie pals are AGAINST THE WALL.

This is beautiful, and it makes me feel better about my hangover.

[Remington]

Go for it, Reverend.

[themenniss]

The horror. The beauty. the...the... the POTENTIAL!

I LOVE IT

[Phox]

And I'm back.

[StochasticProvost]

I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.

Do it.

Who are you, again?

Nobody of note.

Just checked.  You're the one that thinks we care about your grotty little personal problems.

Eh, only in the Bar. Here I was just trying to give you fodder/indicate that my butthurt is already massive and so you've got a lot of catching up to do.

In general I like to hope I'm not especially LOOKATMEI'MEMO.

I guess I've failed.

[Telarus]

I guess I've failed.

Everyone stumbles in here, the floor ain't level. Nobody judges for stumbling, but we do tend to mock relentlessly, depending upon what the stumbler does next.....

[Phox]

I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.

Do it.

Who are you, again?

Nobody of note.

Just checked.  You're the one that thinks we care about your grotty little personal problems.

Eh, only in the Bar. Here I was just trying to give you fodder/indicate that my butthurt is already massive and so you've got a lot of catching up to do.

In general I like to hope I'm not especially LOOKATMEI'MEMO.

I guess I've failed.

Suck it up, champ. 'Sides I have whole threads devoted to me being emo. Fuck them, they will listen to me whine and they will fucking like it!



You, on the other hand, are a fat fucking cunt, and nobody cares about your problems. Go kill yourself with the nearest appropriate means. 

[Triple Zero]

Suck it up, champ. 'Sides I have started whole threads devoted to me being emo. Fuck them, they will listen to me whine and they will fucking like it!

Fixed for better accuracy

[Phox]

Suck it up, champ. 'Sides I have started whole threads devoted to me being emo. Fuck them, they will listen to me whine and they will fucking like it!

Fixed for better accuracy

Thank you, Trip. 

[StochasticProvost]

But, but, but... I'm not fat any more  

[Phox]

But, but, but... I'm not fat any more  

Nobody cares. Self-improvement is for cumdrinkers, anyway. Fuck off and die.

[The Wizard]

Not satisfied, quite yet. Bring the pain!