ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.

[Suu]

I'm interested in seeing what you'd come up with for me.

"Alphapance's XXX Extra Dirty Martini"

Instead of vermouth, splash a chilled Martini glass with Harpoon IPA or equivalent. Roll the beer around in the glass and pour off the excess.

Skewer 3 olives and place in the bottom of the glass

In a cocktail shaker, pour 2 parts of extra cold Bombay Sapphire and 1 part olive brine. Stir. (YOU DO NOT SHAKE ALREADY CHILLED GIN.)

Pour into glass and serve with a penis-shaped straw.

[LMNO]

Heh.  My first impulse is "GAK", but I'll give it a shot when I get a chance.

[Suu]

Heh.  My first impulse is "GAK", but I'll give it a shot when I get a chance.

Do you not like dirty martinis? I can come up with something else. All the beer does is add to the dryness that vermouth would do anyway, and it's literally just a couple of drops.

[Cainad (dec.)]

okay so trying this again...

My Legally Designated Day of Being Allowed To Drink Alcohol occurs in July of this year, which means I will be of age by the time Day of Discord August 23rd, 2011 rolls around.

So, what sort of cocktail should I anticipate on that day?

[Suu]

okay so trying this again...

My Legally Designated Day of Being Allowed To Drink Alcohol occurs in July of this year, which means I will be of age by the time Day of Discord August 23rd, 2011 rolls around.

So, what sort of cocktail should I anticipate on that day?

On that day, you need one of these:

"Cainad's Virginity"

1 Part Smirnoff Vodka
1 Part Cuervo 1800 Gold
1 Part Apple Juice
1 Part Cranberry Juice
Splash Ginger Ale for fizz
Splash Rose's Lime

[Cainad (dec.)]

okay so trying this again...

My Legally Designated Day of Being Allowed To Drink Alcohol occurs in July of this year, which means I will be of age by the time Day of Discord August 23rd, 2011 rolls around.

So, what sort of cocktail should I anticipate on that day?

On that day, you need one of these:

"Cainad's Virginity"

I fucking 'd for real. And that sounds pretty good, actually. Saving that.

[Jenne]

okay so trying this again...

My Legally Designated Day of Being Allowed To Drink Alcohol occurs in July of this year, which means I will be of age by the time Day of Discord August 23rd, 2011 rolls around.

So, what sort of cocktail should I anticipate on that day?

On that day, you need one of these:

"Cainad's Virginity"

1 Part Smirnoff Vodka
1 Part Cuervo 1800 Gold
1 Part Apple Juice
1 Part Cranberry Juice
Splash Ginger Ale for fizz
Splash Rose's Lime

[Adios]

Please tell me you are putting these all together.

[Suu]

Seriously. I'm putting these into a book.

"Drinks for Spags: A Discordian Bar Buddy"

[Jenne]

Amen Sistah.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

me please Suu! Please to be noting that coffee and almond flavours are to a Pixie.

[Suu]

me please Suu! Please to be noting that coffee and almond flavours are to a Pixie.

You got it.

"Pixie's Purple Punkrawk Punch"

2 parts 3 Olives Purple Vodka (It's REALLY purple!)
1/2 part Strawberry Pucker
1/2 part Chambord
Splash Mint schnapps
Splash Ginger Ale


I'd combine the vodka, Chambord, Pucker, and schnapps into a shaker with some ice and pour it into a highball. Then hit it with the ginger ale to give it some sparkle. Then garnish with a blood orange for an exotic look. It will taste very purple with a little tingle of mint. It could be nice frozen in the summer.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

me please Suu! Please to be noting that coffee and almond flavours are to a Pixie.

You got it.

"Pixie's Purple Punkrawk Punch"

2 parts 3 Olives Purple Vodka (It's REALLY purple!)
1/2 part Strawberry Pucker
1/2 part Chambord
Splash Mint schnapps
Splash Ginger Ale


I'd combine the vodka, Chambord, Pucker, and schnapps into a shaker with some ice and pour it into a highball. Then hit it with the ginger ale to give it some sparkle. Then garnish with a blood orange for an exotic look. It will taste very purple with a little tingle of mint. It could be nice frozen in the summer.

I'd maybe slap some actual mint in thar too, like inna mojito

[Suu]

me please Suu! Please to be noting that coffee and almond flavours are to a Pixie.

You got it.

"Pixie's Purple Punkrawk Punch"

2 parts 3 Olives Purple Vodka (It's REALLY purple!)
1/2 part Strawberry Pucker
1/2 part Chambord
Splash Mint schnapps
Splash Ginger Ale


I'd combine the vodka, Chambord, Pucker, and schnapps into a shaker with some ice and pour it into a highball. Then hit it with the ginger ale to give it some sparkle. Then garnish with a blood orange for an exotic look. It will taste very purple with a little tingle of mint. It could be nice frozen in the summer.

I'd maybe slap some actual mint in thar too, like inna mojito

Oh HELL yeah.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Ok Bartender, whatcha got?