Astrology

[Phox]

Then I'm still a Fire Horse?


Shit!

Erm.. Horses are "always" fire. That's okay though, I'm a Wooden Dragon. Or, more specifically: Year of the Dragon, Month of the Pig, Day of the Horse, Hour of the Horse.  Wood, Water, Fire, Fire.

[BadBeast]

There are four years, so only fire once every four years. But there are 12 Houses, I think it's about every sixty something years that the same combo of Animal and Element happens.  Fire Horse was the most inauspicious combination, and all Fire Horse babies were usually drowned, for luck.     

[Phox]

There are four years, so only fire once every four years. But there are 12 Houses, I think it's about every sixty something years that the same combo of Animal and Element happens.  Fire Horse was the most inauspicious combination, and all Fire Horse babies were usually drowned, for luck.     

There are 5 elements, actually: Earth, Fire, Water, Wood, Metal. And, yeah you are  correct, the elements rotate. Looking at the rotation, turns out I'm an Earth Dragon.

ETA: And, yes, it's a 60 year cycle.

[Cuddlefish]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

[Phox]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

[Cuddlefish]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

[Phox]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

[BadBeast]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

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Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...
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Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.
[/quote] Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

[Phox]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.

[BadBeast]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.

 

[Phox]

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.

 

You couldn't just leave it at  could you? 

[BadBeast]

:

Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.

Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.

 

You couldn't just leave it at  could you? 

Evidently not, no.

*Nor shall my Sword, sleep in my hand,  . . . blah blah blah, Jerusalem, blah, Yawn, *Snore*" 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As sad as it makes me to debunk the debunking, it's all bullshit and astrology is the same as it ever was.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/
http://www.dailyhoroscope.com/horoscope-headlines/ophiuchus-the-13th-zodiac-sign

[Jasper]

D'aww.

Oh well.  I guess I'll have to go back to ignoring astrology for the usual reasons.