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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, January 12, 2011, 02:43:01 AM

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Phox

#15
January 12, 2011, 06:50:41 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 12, 2011, 06:41:01 AM
Then I'm still a Fire Horse?


Shit!

Erm.. Horses are "always" fire. That's okay though, I'm a Wooden Dragon. Or, more specifically: Year of the Dragon, Month of the Pig, Day of the Horse, Hour of the Horse.  Wood, Water, Fire, Fire.

BadBeast

#16
January 12, 2011, 07:04:08 AM
There are four years, so only fire once every four years. But there are 12 Houses, I think it's about every sixty something years that the same combo of Animal and Element happens.  Fire Horse was the most inauspicious combination, and all Fire Horse babies were usually drowned, for luck.     
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Phox

#17
January 12, 2011, 07:41:32 AM Last Edit: January 12, 2011, 07:46:33 AM by Doktor Phox
Quote from: BadBeast on January 12, 2011, 07:04:08 AM
There are four years, so only fire once every four years. But there are 12 Houses, I think it's about every sixty something years that the same combo of Animal and Element happens.  Fire Horse was the most inauspicious combination, and all Fire Horse babies were usually drowned, for luck.     

There are 5 elements, actually: Earth, Fire, Water, Wood, Metal. And, yeah you are  correct, the elements rotate. Looking at the rotation, turns out I'm an Earth Dragon.

ETA: And, yes, it's a 60 year cycle.

Cuddlefish

#18
January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Phox

#19
January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Cuddlefish

#20
January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Phox

#21
January 12, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#22
January 12, 2011, 07:53:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.



:fap:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BadBeast

#23
January 12, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.
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Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...
[/quote]

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.
[/quote] Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Phox

#24
January 13, 2011, 12:06:39 AM Last Edit: January 13, 2011, 12:09:05 AM by Doktor Phox
Quote from: BadBeast on January 12, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.
Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.

BadBeast

#25
January 13, 2011, 12:17:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 13, 2011, 12:06:39 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 12, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.
Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.
:fap:  :lulz:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Phox

#26
January 13, 2011, 12:20:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 13, 2011, 12:17:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 13, 2011, 12:06:39 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 12, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.
Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.
:fap:  :lulz:

You couldn't just leave it at  :lmnuendo: could you?  :lulz:

BadBeast

#27
January 13, 2011, 12:29:41 AM
:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 13, 2011, 12:20:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 13, 2011, 12:17:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 13, 2011, 12:06:39 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 12, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Thank god the Chinese zodiac is still intact, I quite enjoy being a Metal Cock.
Well. That's certainly interesting.

Everyone likes a nice, hard, cock... erm... well, I s'pose not everyone...

Eh. Can please everybody. It most certainly pleases me though.
Phoxxy, the eternal opportunist, equally at home whether rubbin' a nubbin', or stroking a hard, iron cock. Is there no end to the talents of this remarkable creature?

Oh goddamn it BB.
:fap:  :lulz:

You couldn't just leave it at  :lmnuendo: could you?  :lulz:
Evidently not, no.

*Nor shall my Sword, sleep in my hand,  . . . blah blah blah, Jerusalem, blah, Yawn, *Snore*"  :flush:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
January 14, 2011, 07:01:34 AM
As sad as it makes me to debunk the debunking, it's all bullshit and astrology is the same as it ever was.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/
http://www.dailyhoroscope.com/horoscope-headlines/ophiuchus-the-13th-zodiac-sign
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#29
January 14, 2011, 07:10:36 AM
D'aww.

Oh well.  I guess I'll have to go back to ignoring astrology for the usual reasons.  :lol:
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