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Do NOT call Triple Zero (000) for non urgent matters

Started by Telarus, January 12, 2011, 04:41:37 AM

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January 12, 2011, 04:41:37 AM
Do NOT call Triple Zero (000) for non urgent matters - for life-threatening situations ONLY #QldFloods #TheBigWet

Too many calls are coming in to Triple Zero (000) for non-urgent matters like moving furniture. This takes time away from dealing with urgent problems.

Only call Triple Zero (000) for urgent, life-threatening matters.





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January 12, 2011, 04:46:55 AM
Hahaha! That's awesome!
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January 12, 2011, 04:53:57 AM
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January 12, 2011, 10:11:16 AM
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NEED ASSISTANCE MOVING
URGENT LIFE-THREATENING
FURNITURE?
                                               
FOR NON LIFE-THREATENING NON-URGENT
FURNITURE RELOCATION SUPPORT
AND OAK TREE RELATED MATTERS
PLEASE CONTACT OUR OFF-SHORE CUSTOMER CENTRE
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