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Started by Suu, January 13, 2011, 01:35:20 AM

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January 13, 2011, 01:35:20 AM
Give me links on Tea Party-related violence NOT pertaining to the AZ shooting.

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BabylonHoruv

#1
January 13, 2011, 01:38:39 AM
http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/10/27/the-rand-paul-beat-down-stomping-on-activists-and-democracy/

Not the best link for the story, just the first one that came up on google that wasn't a video

It does however have the advantage of having links to other tea party violence.
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#2
January 13, 2011, 01:41:12 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 13, 2011, 01:42:08 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
January 13, 2011, 01:44:44 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#5
January 13, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
That oughta do it. Thanks guys!
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geekdad

#6
January 13, 2011, 03:50:37 AM
Something to really mess with them



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Suu

#7
January 13, 2011, 05:00:29 AM
OMG. I love it.
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Cain

#8
January 13, 2011, 02:07:51 PM
Also, threats on Congresscreatures have been up 300% in the past two years, compared with the Bush era.

But I'm sure that's just coincidence, or something.

Cain

#9
January 13, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Charles Turner Habermann has been charged for threatening to kill Rep Jim McDermott.

Earlier reports from Yahoo have him listed as a Tea Party advocate, but those reports have since been scrubbed.  Habermann was unhappy about his taxes being given to "losers" and the poor being "parasites" off the rich.  He has a $3 million trustfund.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 13, 2011, 05:50:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 13, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Charles Turner Habermann has been charged for threatening to kill Rep Jim McDermott.

Earlier reports from Yahoo have him listed as a Tea Party advocate, but those reports have since been scrubbed.  Habermann was unhappy about his taxes being given to "losers" and the poor being "parasites" off the rich.  He has a $3 million trustfund.

Haha yeah because trust fund babies totally earned it.

I am starting to be in favor of eliminating inheritance, just because of what pricks the people who inherit large sums usually are.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#11
January 13, 2011, 05:53:59 PM
It's true... one should be just as proud of the achievement of receiving a trust fund as one would be to win the lottery.

Happy?  Sure.  Proud?  Not so sure.
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Suu

#12
January 13, 2011, 06:13:48 PM
I would kill to have a trust fund OR win the lottery. Christ.




Dear Teabaggers,

My name is Suu. I'm 28 years old and I've been working and paying taxes since I was 15.

For the duration of both of my college degrees, I have received federal financial aid, paid for by your taxes, as well as the GI Bill as a thanks for protecting YOUR freedom, so that I to, can achieve "The American™ Dream". You see, unlike yourself, I wasn't born with a silver spoon in one hand and a 9mil in the other.

I'd just like to say, "Thanks" for the tax cuts. Because of this, my federal financial aid that I need to support myself may be cut, leaving me to possibly couch-surf my way through my masters degree, as my school schedule doesn't allow for me to work the necessary hours to support myself with the rent rates these days.

Sincerely,

Me
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