SUU! Explain this Shit!

[Suu]

Don't worry, I plan to provide ample amounts of inspiration as we attempt to put all this shit together.

[Triple Zero]

Hey, IKEA is pretty good. Just don't expect the furniture to last very long unless you're real careful about it. But then, you probably don't want it to last very long, it's cheap enough and that way you can gradually replace it one-by-one with cooler stuff you find good deals for over the years.

Also, personally, I trust second-hand better than IKEA, especially the charity/thrift furniture stores sometimes have AWESOME vintage 50s stuff that'll easily last another decade or so. But then, that'll cost you a lot of time, scouting, and you don't have to mind that the majority probably used to belong to the deceased.

And the big IKEA stores, they are like psychotecture to my mind. The kind that LMNO used to write about in LMNO-PI. It wears me down, too much impressions, too much obvious sales techniques, too big, too loud, I don't last very long in those places.

I do agree about the lights, though. Super-cheap and they have the weirdest designs (some even come with an energy-saving bulb in it and are still 5 euros including the cool abstract painted glass thingy! A normal energy-saving bulb sometimes costs more than 5 euro already!).

A while back the Dutch IKEAs had all sorts of faux-70s-vintage designs, that was pretty awesome. Lots of orange-green-brown-yellow colours, rounded rectangle patterns, etc.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

it was the soft furnishings that did me in last time, even with staff discount... the sherpa left me unattended

[Suu]

Also, personally, I trust second-hand better than IKEA, especially the charity/thrift furniture stores sometimes have AWESOME vintage 50s stuff that'll easily last another decade or so. But then, that'll cost you a lot of time, scouting, and you don't have to mind that the majority probably used to belong to the deceased.

And fucking bedbugs. 

-Suu
Is paranoid and scarred for life.

[Triple Zero]

Well, yeah, a bed is something I would never buy second-hand.

[Eater of Clowns]

Well, yeah, a bed is something I would never buy second-hand.

My mattress was "reselected" meaning someone bought it, used it for 30 days or less, and returned it after deciding they didn't like it.  It was $75 for a bed that was originally $800.

I told myself that it was taken back after an old syphilitic whore with festering, weeping sores died while getting gangbanged by scabrous Republican congressmen.  I figure if I can comfortably sleep knowing the most disgusting possible thing happened to it, then I'm in alright shape.

I am inordinately happy with this mattress.

[the last yatto]

Getting swedish fish tomorrow

O and the "spoling" changing table

[the last yatto]

And that's it[/famous last words]

[Suu]

Getting swedish fish tomorrow

O and the "spoling" changing table

Yes.

But they're REAL Swedish fish.

[Triple Zero]

Well, yeah, a bed is something I would never buy second-hand.

My mattress was "reselected" meaning someone bought it, used it for 30 days or less, and returned it after deciding they didn't like it.  It was $75 for a bed that was originally $800.

I told myself that it was taken back after an old syphilitic whore with festering, weeping sores died while getting gangbanged by scabrous Republican congressmen.  I figure if I can comfortably sleep knowing the most disgusting possible thing happened to it, then I'm in alright shape.

I am inordinately happy with this mattress.

Weeeeeeeeeeeelll ... hmm matresses are expensive and that's a pretty fecking sweet deal, I might budge to that as well.

[Eater of Clowns]

Well, yeah, a bed is something I would never buy second-hand.

My mattress was "reselected" meaning someone bought it, used it for 30 days or less, and returned it after deciding they didn't like it.  It was $75 for a bed that was originally $800.

I told myself that it was taken back after an old syphilitic whore with festering, weeping sores died while getting gangbanged by scabrous Republican congressmen.  I figure if I can comfortably sleep knowing the most disgusting possible thing happened to it, then I'm in alright shape.

I am inordinately happy with this mattress.

Weeeeeeeeeeeelll ... hmm matresses are expensive and that's a pretty fecking sweet deal, I might budge to that as well.

Remember kids, all standards are forfeit in the face of a good deal!
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[Adios]

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing this is a furniture store........

[Suu]

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing this is a furniture store........

It's the amusement park of furniture stores as only the Swedes can deliver.

[the last yatto]

Getting swedish fish tomorrow

O and the "spoling" changing table

Yes.

But they're REAL Swedish fish.

SUGAH!

Might get another treasure chest too