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Doktor Howl's official 2012 platform for the presidential election.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 13, 2011, 10:06:20 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 04:41:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 14, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 13, 2011, 11:35:46 PM
I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger. :lulz:

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.



Can I be your running mate in 2016? I'll be 35 that year, and eligible for the position. Further, I can look like a moderate to appease the socialist dogs that grow quietly discontent under your first 4 years.

Also, you know I won't try to assassinate you to move up to Prez, since I'm well aware of your immortality and fear your wrath.

Blight, there isn't going to be a 2016.  :lulz:

Oh there will be. Except we'll be calling it 4 Year of the Holy Man.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 14, 2011, 04:44:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 04:41:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 14, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 13, 2011, 11:35:46 PM
I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger. :lulz:

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.



Can I be your running mate in 2016? I'll be 35 that year, and eligible for the position. Further, I can look like a moderate to appease the socialist dogs that grow quietly discontent under your first 4 years.

Also, you know I won't try to assassinate you to move up to Prez, since I'm well aware of your immortality and fear your wrath.

Blight, there isn't going to be a 2016.  :lulz:

Oh there will be. Except we'll be calling it 4 Year of the Holy Man.

Nuh-uh. The way things are working out so far, the US of A will be a smoldering radioactive crater by 2013.  :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 04:46:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 14, 2011, 04:44:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 04:41:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 14, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 13, 2011, 11:35:46 PM
I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger. :lulz:

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.



Can I be your running mate in 2016? I'll be 35 that year, and eligible for the position. Further, I can look like a moderate to appease the socialist dogs that grow quietly discontent under your first 4 years.

Also, you know I won't try to assassinate you to move up to Prez, since I'm well aware of your immortality and fear your wrath.

Blight, there isn't going to be a 2016.  :lulz:

Oh there will be. Except we'll be calling it 4 Year of the Holy Man.

Nuh-uh. The way things are working out so far, the US of A will be a smoldering radioactive crater by 2013.  :lulz:

Not disagreeing with you there.

Blight,
Knows that cancer doesn't happen immediately; likes carcinogens
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS