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Started by Suu, January 17, 2011, 03:50:35 PM

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January 17, 2011, 03:50:35 PM Last Edit: January 17, 2011, 04:10:19 PM by Suu
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/14/mike-lee-child-labor-laws_n_809100.html

QuoteFreshman Tea Party-backed Senator Mike Lee (R-Utah) recently offered a provocative interpretation of the Constitution he holds so dear, arguing that federal child labor laws go beyond the bounds of the document.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
January 17, 2011, 03:58:01 PM
Oh, this is AWESOME!

GET BACK UNDER THAT LOOM, RUNT!  THOSE BOBBINS AIN'T GONNA CHANGE THEMSELVES!
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:cheney:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#2
January 17, 2011, 03:59:22 PM
Good. Now we have means to keep the little bastards off the streets.

Whatever

#3
January 17, 2011, 04:38:54 PM
FINALLY, a paying alternative to daycare!!!!

Thank you Tea-Party!!!


The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 17, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 17, 2011, 03:59:22 PM
Good. Now we have means to keep the little bastards off the streets.

Incidentally, we've found an 8 year old that will do your job for 1/4 the money.  Fred the security guard will help you clean out your desk.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 17, 2011, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: Niamh on January 17, 2011, 04:38:54 PM
FINALLY, a paying alternative to daycare!!!!

Thank you Tea-Party!!!




And when the little bastards get their hands tangled up with the sewing machine, we'll dock the cost of the needle from their wages, pitch them out in the street, and put the next kid in line at the machine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#6
January 17, 2011, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 17, 2011, 03:59:22 PM
Good. Now we have means to keep the little bastards off the streets.

Incidentally, we've found an 8 year old that will do your job for 1/4 the money.  Fred the security guard will help you clean out your desk.



Yeah. Next we need to get rid of that pesky OSHA thing so when the kiddies get hurt on the job the companies are protected.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
January 17, 2011, 04:41:58 PM
Incidentally, while the kids are working, they're not getting an education, so no more worries about dangerous ideas!

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 17, 2011, 04:42:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 17, 2011, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 17, 2011, 03:59:22 PM
Good. Now we have means to keep the little bastards off the streets.

Incidentally, we've found an 8 year old that will do your job for 1/4 the money.  Fred the security guard will help you clean out your desk.



Yeah. Next we need to get rid of that pesky OSHA thing so when the kiddies get hurt on the job the companies are protected.

It's the only way to be competitive.

Because God knows we weren't competitive from 1945-1985, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Whatever

#9
January 17, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
All these pesky issues we've been dealing with.  The Tea-Party has our answers!  Oh Happy Day!!!


Can I get an amen?

Adios

#10
January 17, 2011, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2011, 04:41:58 PM
Incidentally, while the kids are working, they're not getting an education, so no more worries about dangerous ideas!

:lulz:

It's the New Education. They are becoming productive members of society this way. Until they turn 18.

Suu

#11
January 17, 2011, 04:46:05 PM
I really hope they act on this. I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
January 17, 2011, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 17, 2011, 04:46:05 PM
I really hope they act on this. I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

NOTHING!
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#13
January 17, 2011, 06:09:28 PM
I'd do a nice proper maniacal laugh, but it's early and I haven't done my vocal exercises yet.  Just wouldn't do it justice.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
January 17, 2011, 06:13:02 PM
I'm proud to say that Arizona has a long history of using children in mining operations.



AND JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSTACHE ON THAT GUY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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