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On The Media tries to track down anonymous senator who killed Whistleblower bill

Started by LMNO, January 18, 2011, 03:40:05 PM

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Requia ☣

I dunno about how big a whore he is, but every time he opens his mouth I wish I had a small nuclear weapon to get rid of capitol hill with.  So Roger's probably gonna wine that bet.
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Disco Pickle

Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 08, 2011, 03:18:30 AM
I dunno about how big a whore he is, but every time he opens his mouth I wish I had a small nuclear weapon to get rid of capitol hill with.  So Roger's probably gonna wine that bet.

^  probably not the smartest thing someone should write on a forum..   not that I necessarily disagree, just time and place and all.

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Jasper

Anyone prowling these forums with an antiterror agenda probably knows that they're being paid to read brilliant satire, by now.

Telarus

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 08, 2011, 07:55:08 PM
Anyone prowling these forums with an antiterror agenda probably knows that they're being paid to read brilliant satire, by now.


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Jasper

What.  I'm the kind of guy who will occasionally break the fourth wall, just in case somebody's watching.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 08, 2011, 12:44:02 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 08, 2011, 03:18:30 AM
I dunno about how big a whore he is, but every time he opens his mouth I wish I had a small nuclear weapon to get rid of capitol hill with.  So Roger's probably gonna wine that bet.

^  probably not the smartest thing someone should write on a forum..   not that I necessarily disagree, just time and place and all.



If it were a credible threat, that would have been the last we heard of Req. Just saying.

Requia ☣

Naw, if they were after me they'd have payed me to plant a fake bomb or something so that they had 'real' evidence instead of just random shit on an internet forum.
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Telarus

Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 02:31:12 AM
Naw, if they were after me they'd have payed me to plant a fake bomb or something so that they had 'real' evidence instead of just random shit on an internet forum.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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