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My Advice For Noobs Young and Old.

Started by Salty, July 23, 2012, 08:22:39 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 24, 2012, 03:34:07 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

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July 24, 2012, 07:48:37 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 01:21:23 AM
I don't WANT to smell BETTER. I WANT TO SMELL WORSE

WORSE THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER COME BEFORE

SO BAD THAT NOTHING WILL EVER COME AGAIN, WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION.

:crankey:

ALTY, ON THE OTHER HAND, SMELLS SWEET AS A PIECE OF HONEYCOMB AND IS TWICE AS STICKY. DON'T ASK HIM HOW HE DOES THAT. DON'T.

I WARNED YOU.

THEN YOU WILL SMELL MORE WORSE AND WITH GREATER EFFICIENCY.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#17
July 24, 2012, 07:49:07 PM
I am terrified by bees, yet somehow this thread... :fap:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Payne

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July 24, 2012, 07:53:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 23, 2012, 08:22:39 PM
Payne, for example, is a much better Messiah than you could get with any other religion. His Holy(TM) last longer and at a greater frequency than the leading competitor (which I believe is Tom Cruise).

This is why Katie Holmes is also divorcing me too, even though we have never been married.
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