My Advice For Noobs Young and Old.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If bee puke is honey, what is polar bear puke?

Lutefisk.

And lutefisk is pretty damn good!

Funny... it doesn't LOOK good...

[Salty]

I don't WANT to smell BETTER. I WANT TO SMELL WORSE

WORSE THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER COME BEFORE

SO BAD THAT NOTHING WILL EVER COME AGAIN, WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION.



ALTY, ON THE OTHER HAND, SMELLS SWEET AS A PIECE OF HONEYCOMB AND IS TWICE AS STICKY. DON'T ASK HIM HOW HE DOES THAT. DON'T.

I WARNED YOU.

THEN YOU WILL SMELL MORE WORSE AND WITH GREATER EFFICIENCY.

[Salty]

I am terrified by bees, yet somehow this thread...

[Payne]

Payne, for example, is a much better Messiah than you could get with any other religion. His Holy(TM) last longer and at a greater frequency than the leading competitor (which I believe is Tom Cruise).

This is why Katie Holmes is also divorcing me too, even though we have never been married.