A Subject Suitable for Apple Talk, part I of ?...Or, The Thread We All Deserve.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Did you hear about Jenny McCarthy?  She totally lost the plot.  She was on my teevee talking about how vaccinations for measles gives you autism, and I thought, wouldn't it be great if they brought Andrew Wakefield on as a suprise guest and Jenny blew him, right there on the sound stage?  And when he blew his load, and the horrible bits of British jizz flew all over the camera lens, I'd be all like, "SWEET BABY JESUS, I CAN SEE THE FNORDS!"



Like 3D3N always says, IF U DUN'T LIEK IT, U CAN SUK MY HAREY BALLS!!!1

I wish Kim Kardashian would suck my hairy balls.  But no, she's in on the CoN, you can tell by the way her lips are bigger than her frontal lobes.  And isn't that what we ALL want?  Fake tits?  You know *I* want them.  At least one, right between my Goddamn shoulder blades, that's what makes the Goddess happy, and you DO want to keep her happy, right?  RIGHT?  Fuck yeah, or she'll Troy your stinking bits right into your grave, lol.

So no Kim for me.  But that's OKAY, because Ima open my pance and charge my sigils, because nothing says "I need a cigarette" like a little KaOs magick, right?  The maid won't like it, but she knew the risks when she took the job.  What would Albert Camus do in a situation like this, all mired in Cartesian duality?  You know what he'd do, he'd be all like "I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF ON THE BEACH, YOU BLISTERING CUNTNUGGETS!", and then he'd do it, because he was cool that way, like Papa Hemmingway.



I gotta run, but that's no reason the party has to stop!  We can do this EVERY DAY, until you shoot me in the fucking face with a Goddamn harpoon.  A really, really big fucking harpoon.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do the turkey curse at the neighbor, that'll show the prick.



Pineally pineally,
TGRR

(Never let it be said that I am undemocratic)

[Phox]

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[The Good Reverend Roger]

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Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects. 

No need to thank me, citizen.  It's only what everyone deserves.

[Phox]

TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:

Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects. 

No need to thank me, citizen.  It's only what everyone deserves.

:horrorfacmittens:

[Don Coyote]

TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:

Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects. 

No need to thank me, citizen.  It's only what everyone deserves.

This is what America asked for.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:

Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects. 

No need to thank me, citizen.  It's only what everyone deserves.

This is what America asked for.

No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.

PD asked for this.  And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes.  I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?

[Don Coyote]

TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:

Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects. 

No need to thank me, citizen.  It's only what everyone deserves.

This is what America asked for.

No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.

PD asked for this.  And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes.  I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?

QUICK SOMEONE GET THE THORAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:

Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects. 

No need to thank me, citizen.  It's only what everyone deserves.

This is what America asked for.

No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.

PD asked for this.  And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes.  I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?

QUICK SOMEONE GET THE THORAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOO LATE, YOU FUCKERS!  I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED!  I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO IT!  HAHAHAHANODON'TTAKEMYINHALERAWAY

[Don Coyote]

And this is how the Apocalypse began.

[Phox]

This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And this is how the Apocalypse began.

No, that's the fucking Bourbon bottle, which is looking remarkably empty for 5:54 PM.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.

But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie.  You're a Goddamn princess, you are.

[Phox]

This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.

But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie.  You're a Goddamn princess, you are.

Sweet talk will get you nowhere. You know I advocate rule with an iron fist! Kowtowing to the will of the people is a most grievous sin, Roger. 

[Don Coyote]

This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.

But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie.  You're a Goddamn princess, you are.

Sweet talk will get you nowhere. You know I advocate rule with an iron fist! Kowtowing to the will of the people is a most grievous sin, Roger. 

So that means I should put on a gauntlet and grab a bottle of lube for you?

[Phox]

This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.

But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie.  You're a Goddamn princess, you are.

Sweet talk will get you nowhere. You know I advocate rule with an iron fist! Kowtowing to the will of the people is a most grievous sin, Roger. 

So that means I should put on a gauntlet and grab a bottle of lube for you?

What the fuck, Coyote!? YOU of all people should know I NEVER use lube.