Magic is spelled without the fucking special K you fucking dingbats

Started by Don Coyote, January 27, 2011, 05:46:52 AM

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Don Coyote

January 27, 2011, 05:46:52 AM
Or EVERYFUCKING THING IS MAGICAL EXCEPT YOUR FUCKING MAGICK YOU FUCKSTICKS.

Ok listen up, wipe the semen from your fucking eyes and for the love the gods and human decency brush your fucking teeth.

This rant is not for you fucks that will read it. You already know this or if you don't already fucking know this you can at least comprehend enough of it, unlike the fuckwickits with their candles and beating off looking at sigils.

This rant is for the retards that think that spanking their cock and jizzing all over some fucking freaky lines they scribbled all the fucking time is doing anything other than creating a wonderful feedback loop in their fuckign heads. Dude, you are sexually stimulating yourself looking at SHIT THAT ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN OR SHOULD FUCK. If you want to beatoff LOOK AT SOME FUCKINg PORN.

You want to learn really real fucking magic?
Grow the fuck up and go back to school and learn some fucking sciences. Real hard sciences, and you can stop fucking snicking at hard you shitweasels. But don't stop there. Science is cool. Math is cool. But they ARE JUST FUCKING MASTURBATION FOR THE BRAIN.

You need to fucking be able to apply this shit. THAT IS THE REAL FUCKING MAGIC. Science is like mythology. It tells how or why shit is way it is. Sure you can get an idea on how to fucking use these fucking ideas to do real shit, but that isn't science. That is technology.

How about this smegma face. I have with my pitiful level of education been able to effect more fucking change you have with all your beating off or candle fucking light or fucking prayer.

I can make shit with my FUCKING HANDS. I can make shit that makes that makes more fucking shit. Can you fucking do that? Can your fucking servitor do that? Will your personal fucking deity do that shit for you?
But hey check this shit out. If I throw some fucking special mud on a wheel into a fucking vase I just made something. And DUDE it was like all magical and shit, but if you went some fucking third-world potter he would be all dude wtf it's just a FUCKING POT MADE OF FUCKING CLAY.

If you want to get stoned and talk to the fucking radishes in your garden go for it, but come to me trying to sell me your fucking shit. I will punch you in your face with my VERY FUCKING REAL FIST STEAL YOUR POT SMOKE IT AND TELL YOUR GODDBEDAMNED RADISHES WHAT I DID TO THE TURNIPS!!!!!!

You can sit around smoking dope and getting high and stinking of patchouli all you fucking want, but when your fucking computer dies because you spilled essential oil all over it guess who is going to fix that shit for you? YOUR FUCKING GOD OR SOME GODDAMNED NERD?

And for every fucking candle you light to send healing "energy" to someone there is a fucking nurse, doctor and family helping that fucking person for real. All your candle does is make YOU feel better so you don't have to get your fat ass and DO SOMETHING.

So go DIE IN A FIRE.

the last yatto

#1
January 27, 2011, 05:50:58 AM
Candles also smell nice
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Remington

#2
January 27, 2011, 05:54:59 AM
There's some major negative energy in this thread, man
Is it plugged in?

Lies

#3
January 27, 2011, 06:03:44 AM
MINE GOT, THIS MAN, HES ON A FUCKING ROLL TODAY
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Johnny

#4
January 27, 2011, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: Remington on January 27, 2011, 05:54:59 AM
There's some major negative energy in this thread, man

YEAH, LIKE WHOA BROOO, BAD VIBEEEEEEEEE  :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:
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:hippie:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Bruno

#5
January 27, 2011, 11:30:35 AM
CHRIST, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
Formerly something else...

BadBeast

#6
January 27, 2011, 01:54:50 PM
Don't maek me get my Ki out,  . . . . . . cuz I am liek, totally maghdjickal! I tapped Dark Magus, on teh shoulder! With my hooj, stiff Dick! (And that is dick, with a K!  'kay?) And he pooed his lickle gurly pantees.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Phox

#7
January 27, 2011, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 27, 2011, 05:46:52 AM
Or EVERYFUCKING THING IS MAGICAL EXCEPT YOUR FUCKING MAGICK YOU FUCKSTICKS.

Ok listen up, wipe the semen from your fucking eyes and for the love the gods and human decency brush your fucking teeth.

This rant is not for you fucks that will read it. You already know this or if you don't already fucking know this you can at least comprehend enough of it, unlike the fuckwickits with their candles and beating off looking at sigils.

This rant is for the retards that think that spanking their cock and jizzing all over some fucking freaky lines they scribbled all the fucking time is doing anything other than creating a wonderful feedback loop in their fuckign heads. Dude, you are sexually stimulating yourself looking at SHIT THAT ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN OR SHOULD FUCK. If you want to beatoff LOOK AT SOME FUCKINg PORN.

You want to learn really real fucking magic?
Grow the fuck up and go back to school and learn some fucking sciences. Real hard sciences, and you can stop fucking snicking at hard you shitweasels. But don't stop there. Science is cool. Math is cool. But they ARE JUST FUCKING MASTURBATION FOR THE BRAIN.

You need to fucking be able to apply this shit. THAT IS THE REAL FUCKING MAGIC. Science is like mythology. It tells how or why shit is way it is. Sure you can get an idea on how to fucking use these fucking ideas to do real shit, but that isn't science. That is technology.

How about this smegma face. I have with my pitiful level of education been able to effect more fucking change you have with all your beating off or candle fucking light or fucking prayer.

I can make shit with my FUCKING HANDS. I can make shit that makes that makes more fucking shit. Can you fucking do that? Can your fucking servitor do that? Will your personal fucking deity do that shit for you?
But hey check this shit out. If I throw some fucking special mud on a wheel into a fucking vase I just made something. And DUDE it was like all magical and shit, but if you went some fucking third-world potter he would be all dude wtf it's just a FUCKING POT MADE OF FUCKING CLAY.

If you want to get stoned and talk to the fucking radishes in your garden go for it, but come to me trying to sell me your fucking shit. I will punch you in your face with my VERY FUCKING REAL FIST STEAL YOUR POT SMOKE IT AND TELL YOUR GODDBEDAMNED RADISHES WHAT I DID TO THE TURNIPS!!!!!!

You can sit around smoking dope and getting high and stinking of patchouli all you fucking want, but when your fucking computer dies because you spilled essential oil all over it guess who is going to fix that shit for you? YOUR FUCKING GOD OR SOME GODDAMNED NERD?

And for every fucking candle you light to send healing "energy" to someone there is a fucking nurse, doctor and family helping that fucking person for real. All your candle does is make YOU feel better so you don't have to get your fat ass and DO SOMETHING.

So go DIE IN A FIRE.
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Am I the only one who thought this was funny as shit?  :lulz:

hooplala

#8
January 27, 2011, 02:24:21 PM
Something something Chapel Perilous something Chorozon something impeccable warrior something.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#9
January 27, 2011, 02:31:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 02:24:21 PM
Something something Chapel Perilous something Chorozon something impeccable warrior something.

Question that just occured: has anyone, anywhere, ever been described as "peccable"?

hooplala

#10
January 27, 2011, 02:32:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2011, 02:31:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 02:24:21 PM
Something something Chapel Perilous something Chorozon something impeccable warrior something.

Question that just occured: has anyone, anywhere, ever been described as "peccable"?

If not, we should start now.

A good Discordian book name:  "The Peccable Lessons"
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Faust

#11
January 27, 2011, 02:37:59 PM
I always saw magic as stage magic and magick as wankery/sigil/wicca/whatever magic or the traditional name given to superstitious naming of the unknown.
When did the K start, was that Pre Crowely or can I blame this on him too?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

hooplala

#12
January 27, 2011, 02:40:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 27, 2011, 02:37:59 PM
I always saw magic as stage magic and magick as wankery/sigil/wicca/whatever magic or the traditional name given to superstitious naming of the unknown.
When did the K start, was that Pre Crowely or can I blame this on him too?

I think it may have started with him, but I seem to have forgotten a lot of the Crowley stuff I knew 5 years ago.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#13
January 27, 2011, 03:52:37 PM
Crowley added the K for two reasons. One to separate it from stage magic and two to fuck with people.

I think a lot of 'magick' users, thelemics, crowleyites etc don't realize the level of mindfucking that Crowley was involved in.

And magick is spelled with a 'k' in the same way that 'tissue' is spelled "K-l-e-e-n-e-x", that adhesive bandage is spelled "B-a-n-d-A-i-d"... and in the same way that Cheezburger has a Z. Welcome to the world of memes.

though I must say I always love how hyperfocused the anti-magick rants are on jerking off.  :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

hooplala

#14
January 27, 2011, 03:54:20 PM
I don't think I've ever seen anyone suggest wanking to a sigil.  I've always read it as wanking, and then at the right moment looking at the sigil.  Was that just me?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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