Magic is spelled without the fucking special K you fucking dingbats

[BadBeast]

 

Can't call it that, or the Batshit Hubbardian Scientologists will sue!
Maybe just adopt Torquemada's progressive, non-sectarian approach, and burn the fucking lot. Scientologists especially. They're the worst. They're Alienists ffs! Heretics commit a crime against Mother Church, but Alienists commit a crime against the whole fucking species!  

ITT, BadBeast, Praying hard for guidance.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

These magick threads are just as much fun as libertarian, copyright, and drug threads.

[BadBeast]

These magick threads are just as much fun as libertarian, copyright, and drug threads.

But isn't it our duty to dig up the roots of evil, wherever they might grow? Then burn the roots to the finest ash?  

ETA< (Or maybe I'm just praying to the wrong Gods)

[hooplala]

My guess is that they knew something was going on, but didn't know what.  They called the correlation between what they did and what they experienced "magic". 

When it turned out to be "just" mindfuckery and self-psychology, most people wanted to keep believing it was something paranormal.

Yeah.

To be perfectly honest, it probably should have a different name.  Shall we coin it?

"Scientology".

[Eater of Clowns]

These magick threads are just as much fun as libertarian, copyright, and drug threads.

However, because they're repeatable, show the same results, and have solid methodology, they're probably the most scientific thing we do here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

These magick threads are just as much fun as libertarian, copyright, and drug threads.

However, because they're repeatable, show the same results, and have solid methodology, they're probably the most scientific thing we do here.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

These magick threads are just as much fun as libertarian, copyright, and drug threads.

However, because they're repeatable, show the same results, and have solid methodology, they're probably the most scientific thing we do here.

Damn you, you made me choke on my lunch!!!

[BadBeast]

These magick threads are just as much fun as libertarian, copyright, and drug threads.

I thought this was a spelling thread.

[hooplala]

These magick threads are just as much fun as libertarian, copyright, and drug threads.

However, because they're repeatable, show the same results, and have solid methodology, they're probably the most scientific thing we do here.

Damn you, you made me choke on my lunch!!!

Same. 

[Slyph]

 

[Don Coyote]

OK WIPE THE FUCK SHIT FROM YOUR FUCKING EYES MY PUTRID ANAL SAUSAGES!!!!!!

Some of you fucks got your seatless unicycl crammed so far up your ass that you fucking think it's a motorcycle.

The gods forbid that one fucking insults magic. OMFGNOHEDIDNT. Did he just say that all chaos magick is spanking to squigglies? HE MUST NOT KNOW THE TRUTHS THAT I KNOW AND IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Suck the shit out of my toilet.

All your sigiling and dancing and smoking dope is just fucking masturbation. even if you don't have your junk in your fucking hand. You are doing something that feels good to do something that you think is going to effect change but only requires you to do something that feels good but not do anything Real so you can stay comfortably in your personal Web.

But Coyote, you whine,"I spend a lot fo time meditating and fasting and reading old books and making magical tools and I make all kinds of sacrificies. This isn't fun."
Bull shit.
Let me say it again.
BULL SHIT

All that work you put into your bullshit magic of what ever fucking flavor if it had been directed towards learning and practicing how SHIT REALLY WORKS you might be doing something instead of getting ass hurt that someone you don't know just called you a compulsive masturbator.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

OK WIPE THE FUCK SHIT FROM YOUR FUCKING EYES MY PUTRID ANAL SAUSAGES!!!!!!

Some of you fucks got your seatless unicycl crammed so far up your ass that you fucking think it's a motorcycle.

The gods forbid that one fucking insults magic. OMFGNOHEDIDNT. Did he just say that all chaos magick is spanking to squigglies? HE MUST NOT KNOW THE TRUTHS THAT I KNOW AND IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Suck the shit out of my toilet.

All your sigiling and dancing and smoking dope is just fucking masturbation. even if you don't have your junk in your fucking hand. You are doing something that feels good to do something that you think is going to effect change but only requires you to do something that feels good but not do anything Real so you can stay comfortably in your personal Web.

But Coyote, you whine,"I spend a lot fo time meditating and fasting and reading old books and making magical tools and I make all kinds of sacrificies. This isn't fun."
Bull shit.
Let me say it again.
BULL SHIT

All that work you put into your bullshit magic of what ever fucking flavor if it had been directed towards learning and practicing how SHIT REALLY WORKS you might be doing something instead of getting ass hurt that someone you don't know just called you a compulsive masturbator.

They're so cute when they're learning to rant. 

[hooplala]

I think we're done here.

[Telarus]

Good thread, nice plot arc. Would read again.

[BadBeast]

That was intense Coy, shame you can't get rants left up in MW.  I'd pay good (Monopoly) Money to see their reaction to this. Maybe.