Magic is spelled without the fucking special K you fucking dingbats

[Don Coyote]

That was intense Coy, shame you can't get rants left up in MW.  I'd pay good (Monopoly) Money to see their reaction to this. Maybe. 

Take Rat's reaction. Multiply by 9000. People don't like having their world veiw questioned.
Or insulted.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

That was intense Coy, shame you can't get rants left up in MW.  I'd pay good (Monopoly) Money to see their reaction to this. Maybe. 

Take Rat's reaction. Multiply by 9000. People don't like having their world veiw questioned.
Or insulted.

I think you misread my reaction. I love to screw with people that really real for real believe in Magic as some kind of supernatural power. My problem is that your rant reads like someone that heard someone else rant about magick and then tried to imitate it.

For example:

spanking their cock and jizzing all over some fucking freaky lines they scribbled

is nonsense.

Grow the fuck up and go back to school and learn some fucking sciences. Real hard sciences, and you can stop fucking snicking at hard you shitweasels. But don't stop there. Science is cool. Math is cool. But they ARE JUST FUCKING MASTURBATION FOR THE BRAIN.

You need to fucking be able to apply this shit. THAT IS THE REAL FUCKING MAGIC. Science is like mythology. It tells how or why shit is way it is. Sure you can get an idea on how to fucking use these fucking ideas to do real shit, but that isn't science. That is technology.

How about this smegma face. I have with my pitiful level of education been able to effect more fucking change you have with all your beating off or candle fucking light or fucking prayer.

Confuses two completely separate concepts. YES, some people think that magic will fix all of their problems... however, many other people use magic like a tool, and also use science, technology etc etc as tools as well... and they don't expect different tools to be used in the same way.

I LOVE watching dumbasses get their shit handed to them... but I don't think your rant is doing that. Like I said, it feels like you read other rants about magic and then just tried to remix...

Writing about what you know is good advice... even for rants.

[the last yatto]

[Don Coyote]

Writing about what you know is good advice... even for rants.

I do know a fair bit on this subject, but thanks for playing. Obiviously you feel this somehow applies to your situation. In that case, I feel sorry for you.

[the last yatto]

"You know, that's really the core issue here," he added. "I bought the chaos magick books to enhance masturbation. Because what it does--Mike taught me this--drawing these sigils makes it so you don't ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time."

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Writing about what you know is good advice... even for rants.

I do know a fair bit on this subject, but thanks for playing. Obiviously you feel this somehow applies to your situation. In that case, I feel sorry for you.

Then rewrite your rant to reflect that

[LMNO]

Rat, you know that polemics are mortally vulnerable to nuance.  Give it a rest.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Rat, you know that polemics are mortally vulnerable to nuance.  Give it a rest.

Ok.

[Kai]

It's my personal opinion that the world is strange enough without believing in supernatural mummery OR mindfucking yourself.

But again, that's just my own personal belief.

To quote Tim Minchin (who was purposefully misquoting Shakespeare):

"To guild refined gold,
to paint the lily,
to pour perfume on the violet,
is just fucking silly."

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

It's my personal opinion that the world is strange enough without believing in supernatural mummery OR mindfucking yourself.

But again, that's just my own personal belief.

To quote Tim Minchin (who was purposefully misquoting Shakespeare):

"To guild refined gold,
to paint the lily,
to pour perfume on the violet,
is just fucking silly."

"The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal." - A. Crowley



Guilding gold and painting lilies can be quite an experience.

[Sister Fracture]

The spelling there is "gilt". A "guild" is a thing with people.

[BadBeast]

A "Gilt" is a fresh run Atlantic Salmon. Which being a fish,
is "Gilled". Which sounds very like the word "Gild" which is the word "Guild" should have been.

(Sorry, my inner pedant is loose)

[Phox]

A "Gilt" is a fresh run Atlantic Salmon. Which being a fish,
is "Gilled". Which sounds very like the word "Gild" which is the word "Guild" should have been.

(Sorry, my inner pedant is loose)

Wait... is gilt gold the same as gilded gilt and are they both gilled? Similarly, will you tell me whether it is proper to say the guild of gilled gilt gild gold?

[BadBeast]

A "Gilt" is a fresh run Atlantic Salmon. Which being a fish,
is "Gilled". Which sounds very like the word "Gild" which is the word "Guild" should have been.

(Sorry, my inner pedant is loose)

Wait... is gilt gold the same as gilded gilt and are they both gilled? Similarly, will you tell me whether it is proper to say the guild of gilled gilt gild gold?

If you use gold to gild an article, the article can be described as being "Gilt".  Gilding Gilt is, indeed just a thin layer of Gold,  So Gilt Gold is the same as Gilded Gilt.  Neither are Gilled.
And no, the phrase "the guild of gilled gilt gild gold?" is not proper.  "Gild" is being used here as a verb, the wrong tense is being used, it should be  "gilded".  And you can't gild gold, that would be "Engoldening", and frankly, pointless. 

[Phox]

A "Gilt" is a fresh run Atlantic Salmon. Which being a fish,
is "Gilled". Which sounds very like the word "Gild" which is the word "Guild" should have been.

(Sorry, my inner pedant is loose)

Wait... is gilt gold the same as gilded gilt and are they both gilled? Similarly, will you tell me whether it is proper to say the guild of gilled gilt gild gold?

If you use gold to gild an article, the article can be described as being "Gilt".  Gilding Gilt is, indeed just a thin layer of Gold,  So Gilt Gold is the same as Gilded Gilt.  Neither are Gilled.
And no, the phrase "the guild of gilled gilt gild gold?" is not proper.  "Gild" is being used here as a verb, the wrong tense is being used, it should be  "gilded".  And you can't gild gold, that would be "Engoldening", and frankly, pointless.