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Started by Don Coyote, January 27, 2011, 06:24:40 AM

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Don Coyote

Now is when I reveal it was just a social experiment or some shit or that I am mocking someone but FUCK THAT NOISE IN THE NASAL SPHINCTER!!!!!
This is neither mockery nor a fucking homage to anyone here. My shit is merely the decay from the flowers that grew a mixture of shit from other people's fucking flowers. Shit no matter the smell is still shit. And flowers grow in shit. I used flowers so piss off with pedantic shit about mushrooms grow in shit or dungbeetles or scat porn. if you get the urge stab yourself in the fucking eye, maybe you fucking hit your fucking pineal gland and die.

IT IS ALL SHIT DEAL WITH IT. AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE WORLD YOU PICK UP SHIT ON SHOES AND IT COLLECTS UNTIL YOUR WIPE THE SHIT OFF YOUR SHOES IN A PILE AND THEN SOMETIMES something grows in this pile of shit. THAT IS FUCKING LIFE.

THAT IS ALL

DIE IN A FIRE

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Lies on January 27, 2011, 08:33:52 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 27, 2011, 08:28:42 AM
:noob:
Actually, it's not.

"Date Registered:  July 30, 2010, 03:30:34 PM "

Close enough. He's definitely acting like a noob.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

BadBeast

Winston. Says it without words.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 27, 2011, 08:46:13 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 27, 2011, 08:33:52 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 27, 2011, 08:28:42 AM
:noob:
Actually, it's not.

"Date Registered:  July 30, 2010, 03:30:34 PM "

Close enough. He's definitely acting like a noob.

Actually, he's acting like I do at work.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Where did all this anger come from all of a sudden? It's AWESOME.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BadBeast

Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2011, 03:24:11 PM
Where did all this anger come from all of a sudden? It's AWESOME.
For as long as I've known Coyote, he's had this stupid fucking Bird giving him the run around, taking the piss right out of him and making him look stupid at every chance. I don't know for sure, but I suspect he's just about had enough. 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

hooplala

Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2011, 03:24:11 PM
Where did all this anger come from all of a sudden? It's AWESOME.
For as long as I've known Coyote, he's had this stupid fucking Bird giving him the run around, taking the piss right out of him and making him look stupid at every chance. I don't know for sure, but I suspect he's just about had enough. 


"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

the last yatto

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 27, 2011, 08:46:13 AM
Close enough. Doesn't he know that we only let Roger rant in apple talk.

:fnord:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2011, 03:24:11 PM
Where did all this anger come from all of a sudden? It's AWESOME.
For as long as I've known Coyote, he's had this stupid fucking Bird giving him the run around, taking the piss right out of him and making him look stupid at every chance. I don't know for sure, but I suspect he's just about had enough. 



"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

hooplala

Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 06:19:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2011, 03:24:11 PM
Where did all this anger come from all of a sudden? It's AWESOME.
For as long as I've known Coyote, he's had this stupid fucking Bird giving him the run around, taking the piss right out of him and making him look stupid at every chance. I don't know for sure, but I suspect he's just about had enough. 





Yeah I know, I just found the image of Woodstock pissing someone off funnier... and I saw that image with the stupid fucking smile the other day and felt its time had come.

But, in the spirit of your intention:  BEEP BEEP!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 05:50:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 27, 2011, 08:46:13 AM
Close enough. Doesn't he know that we only let Roger rant in apple talk.

:fnord:

Why are you such a fucking liar, Yatto?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.