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Novel interpretations of the 2nd Amendment

Started by Cain, February 01, 2011, 05:09:38 PM

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Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 06:23:02 PM
Well, personally Terri and I are officially insolvent now. Along with plentymillion of other Americans. I dunno where the states of the feds are going to get any more money.

Charley, it's never to early to resort to cannibalism.

I would have to breed my own organic models. Most Americans are too marbled from eating all that fat.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 07:54:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 06:23:02 PM
Well, personally Terri and I are officially insolvent now. Along with plentymillion of other Americans. I dunno where the states of the feds are going to get any more money.

Charley, it's never to early to resort to cannibalism.

I would have to breed my own organic models. Most Americans are too marbled from eating all that fat.

Useful for candles and soap.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:55:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 07:54:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 06:23:02 PM
Well, personally Terri and I are officially insolvent now. Along with plentymillion of other Americans. I dunno where the states of the feds are going to get any more money.

Charley, it's never to early to resort to cannibalism.

I would have to breed my own organic models. Most Americans are too marbled from eating all that fat.

Useful for candles and soap.

Project time.

1,001 uses for dead humans.

:lulz:

Slyph

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:41:36 PM
The Fudds are feeling a mite confused, these days.

Michelle Bachmann's stated goal to slash the fuck out of the VA is causing po'bucker heads to explode all over America.  On one hand, she's openly fucking the troops.  On the other, she's on "their side", and they don't know what to do.

Expect even weirder behavior and/or legislation as the year grinds on.

"Well, lady politicians was a nice experiment and all..."

Adios

Quote from: Slyph on February 01, 2011, 10:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:41:36 PM
The Fudds are feeling a mite confused, these days.

Michelle Bachmann's stated goal to slash the fuck out of the VA is causing po'bucker heads to explode all over America.  On one hand, she's openly fucking the troops.  On the other, she's on "their side", and they don't know what to do.

Expect even weirder behavior and/or legislation as the year grinds on.

"Well, lady politicians was a nice experiment and all..."

Sarah Palin.

Cain

Ann Coulter has argued before that women, as emotional and thus untrustworthy voters for the Democrats, should not be allowed to vote.

Slyph


Adios

Quote from: Slyph on February 01, 2011, 10:23:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
Sarah Palin.

You think she'll come out of punditry?

No, but it won't matter. She isn't preaching at intelligent people.

Elder Iptuous



East Coast Hustle

I'm actually in favor of this on a national level, though not for the same reasons as this yahoo from South Nowhere.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Remington

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 07:57:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:55:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 07:54:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 06:23:02 PM
Well, personally Terri and I are officially insolvent now. Along with plentymillion of other Americans. I dunno where the states of the feds are going to get any more money.

Charley, it's never to early to resort to cannibalism.

I would have to breed my own organic models. Most Americans are too marbled from eating all that fat.

Useful for candles and soap.

Project time.

1,001 uses for dead humans.

:lulz:

63. Novelty cup-holders

277. Modern Art

573. Scratching post for cats

668. Zombie bait

837. Ballast

954. Traditional Chinese cuisine ingredient

1001. Projectile
Is it plugged in?

Slyph

I want to put a rider on this ensuring that everyone living at the homeless shelters gets a gun for free. No Hand Left Unfilled!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 02, 2011, 06:07:31 AM
I'm actually in favor of this on a national level, though not for the same reasons as this yahoo from South Nowhere.

A nation of armed neurotics is a polite nation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"