Novel interpretations of the 2nd Amendment

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

[Whatever]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

I think they must be doing it wrong..... 

[Reginald Ret]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

Correction:
People fuck faster when you shoot at them.
Those that survive anyway.
Also, shooting others makes people fuck faster too.
Basically people fuck faster when they're stressed.

[Luna]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

You've met my husband, I see.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

You've met my husband, I see.

[Whatever]

I ummm, well, it's completely humiliating to admit, but I've never fucked while being shot at, while shooting at others, or while others were being shot at around me..... 

I did not realize this was something that happened on the regular...

[Cain]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

Yeah, but at least you'll get a 16 year or so break.  Until they get their licences.

Unless, of course, in the meantime the GOP decide driving licences are a sign of liberal fascism and the creeping Sovietization of America.

[Phox]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

Yeah, but at least you'll get a 16 year or so break.  Until they get their licences.

Unless, of course, in the meantime the GOP decide driving licences are a sign of liberal fascism and the creeping Sovietization of America.

You mean they aren't?

[Jenne]

The Fudds are feeling a mite confused, these days.

Michelle Bachmann's stated goal to slash the fuck out of the VA is causing po'bucker heads to explode all over America.  On one hand, she's openly fucking the troops.  On the other, she's on "their side", and they don't know what to do.

Expect even weirder behavior and/or legislation as the year grinds on.

"Well, lady politicians was a nice experiment and all..."

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[Luna]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

Yeah, but at least you'll get a 16 year or so break.  Until they get their licences.

Unless, of course, in the meantime the GOP decide driving licences are a sign of liberal fascism and the creeping Sovietization of America.

Um...

http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/01/5967950-georgia-rep-would-end-drivers-licenses

Georgia State Rep. Bobby Franklin is sponsoring the Right to Travel Act, which includes this clause:   

   

Free people have a common law and constitutional right to travel on the roads and highways that are provided by their government for that purpose. Licensing of drivers cannot be required of free people because taking on the restrictions of a license requires the surrender of an inalienable right. 

He can't be serious, right?

"One of your inalienable rights is the right to travel, the right to move about without needing your papers," Franklin told WSB in Atlanta. "You shouldn't have to have permission from the state to exercise a right that has been inalienably given to you from your creator."   

At least one of 'em is already on it.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

Yeah, but at least you'll get a 16 year or so break.  Until they get their licences.

Unless, of course, in the meantime the GOP decide driving licences are a sign of liberal fascism and the creeping Sovietization of America.

Um...

http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/01/5967950-georgia-rep-would-end-drivers-licenses

Georgia State Rep. Bobby Franklin is sponsoring the Right to Travel Act, which includes this clause:  

   

Free people have a common law and constitutional right to travel on the roads and highways that are provided by their government for that purpose. Licensing of drivers cannot be required of free people because taking on the restrictions of a license requires the surrender of an inalienable right.  

He can't be serious, right?

"One of your inalienable rights is the right to travel, the right to move about without needing your papers," Franklin told WSB in Atlanta. "You shouldn't have to have permission from the state to exercise a right that has been inalienably given to you from your creator."  

At least one of 'em is already on it.

I wonder why that guy's voting record shows him as being tough on illegal immigrants.

Also,

Georgia

Key Vote
(How all members voted)

Increasing Penalties for Driving Without a License

Key Votes:
SB 350
...
Rep. Bobby Franklin   Republican   Y

From here.

Flip-flopper.

[Luna]

Didn't you know?  Only Americans have God-given rights.

And those increased penalties?  Well, that was WAY back in 2008, didn't you know it's against conservative principles to actually look back more than a month at voting records to determine a politician's standing on any issue?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I just figure it will eventually cause a serious reduction in my commute time.

This is unfortunately incorrect.  History has shown that people fuck faster than you can shoot them.

Yeah, but at least you'll get a 16 year or so break.  Until they get their licences.

Unless, of course, in the meantime the GOP decide driving licences are a sign of liberal fascism and the creeping Sovietization of America.

Um...

http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/01/5967950-georgia-rep-would-end-drivers-licenses

Georgia State Rep. Bobby Franklin is sponsoring the Right to Travel Act, which includes this clause:   

   

Free people have a common law and constitutional right to travel on the roads and highways that are provided by their government for that purpose. Licensing of drivers cannot be required of free people because taking on the restrictions of a license requires the surrender of an inalienable right. 

He can't be serious, right?

"One of your inalienable rights is the right to travel, the right to move about without needing your papers," Franklin told WSB in Atlanta. "You shouldn't have to have permission from the state to exercise a right that has been inalienably given to you from your creator."   

At least one of 'em is already on it.

We already have the freedom to travel without papers... we simply don't have the freedom to operate a motor vehicle in public without a license.

If you never drive, you can get all around the country without 'papers'.

Stupid GOP.

[navkat]

Apparently "not infringed" now means "mandatory"

http://www.argusleader.com/article/20110131/UPDATES/110131031/Bill-would-require-all-S-D-citizens-buy-gun?odyssey=mod|mostview

Five South Dakota lawmakers have introduced legislation that would require any adult 21 or older to buy a firearm "sufficient to provide for their ordinary self-defense."

The bill, which would take effect Jan. 1, 2012, would give people six months to acquire a firearm after turning 21. The provision does not apply to people who are barred from owning a firearm.

Nor does the measure specify what type of firearm. Instead, residents would pick one "suitable to their temperament, physical capacity, and preference."

The measure is known as an act "to provide for an individual mandate to adult citizens to provide for the self defense of themselves and others."

Rep. Hal Wick, R-Sioux Falls, is sponsoring the bill and knows it will be killed. But he said he is introducing it to prove a point that the federal health care reform mandate passed last year is unconstitutional.

I'm not sure this proves any kind of point whatsoever, except politicians in America are exceedingly stupid and partake in grandstanding with other people's money for shits and giggles.

The first thing that occurred to me was that there's probably a giant portion of supporters of this bill who don't get the troll and will therefore, be genuinely disappointed when it doesn't pass.