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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Contemplations on the Pun Sabbatical

Started by AFK, February 03, 2011, 02:35:09 PM

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Luna

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 03:37:39 PM
Chemistry Lab was a bit tricky.  Kept melting the basketball court. 

Basketball court?  How'd they do that?  We just managed to burn the swimming pool.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

Quote from: Luna on February 04, 2011, 03:38:46 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 03:37:39 PM
Chemistry Lab was a bit tricky.  Kept melting the basketball court. 

Basketball court?  How'd they do that?  We just managed to burn the swimming pool.

Probably the same way we did, sodium nitrate bombs.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

Quote from: Luna on February 04, 2011, 03:38:46 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 03:37:39 PM
Chemistry Lab was a bit tricky.  Kept melting the basketball court. 

Basketball court?  How'd they do that?  We just managed to burn the swimming pool.

Well, if it helps, I didn't actually go to school in an igloo. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

It sounds like your school was pretty chill.

LMNO

Oh, that was cold, cram.  You know RWHN can't come back at you with a nice pun.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.