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There was only ONE Star Trek.

Started by BadBeast, February 05, 2011, 02:32:35 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
Also sidestepping the major problem with any prequel, that being, "we've already SEEN what happens next," so there's no dramatic tension.

The fans would NEVER have tolerated the relationship between Spock and Uhura, for example, in a straight timeline.

One of my friends had a shitfit the moment that happened and had to be carefully coached into watching the rest of the movie.


The thing that annoyed me the most about the new movie was WHO THE FUCK GOES FROM ENSIGN TO CAPTAIN IN ONE GODDAMN FIELD PROMOTION OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

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He wasn't even a fucking ensign, he was a cadet, an ensign would have at least had more than one day on the job.
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Quote from: Cainad on February 07, 2011, 04:00:05 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
Also sidestepping the major problem with any prequel, that being, "we've already SEEN what happens next," so there's no dramatic tension.

The fans would NEVER have tolerated the relationship between Spock and Uhura, for example, in a straight timeline.

One of my friends had a shitfit the moment that happened and had to be carefully coached into watching the rest of the movie.


The thing that annoyed me the most about the new movie was WHO THE FUCK GOES FROM ENSIGN TO CAPTAIN IN ONE GODDAMN FIELD PROMOTION OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

I always thought Uhura and Spock would be a good match, and, in an alternate timeline, thought it was awesome. 

The promotion thing?  Yeah, well...  There wasn't anybody else on the ship to promote, they were ALL cadets.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 04:30:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 07, 2011, 04:00:05 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
Also sidestepping the major problem with any prequel, that being, "we've already SEEN what happens next," so there's no dramatic tension.

The fans would NEVER have tolerated the relationship between Spock and Uhura, for example, in a straight timeline.

One of my friends had a shitfit the moment that happened and had to be carefully coached into watching the rest of the movie.


The thing that annoyed me the most about the new movie was WHO THE FUCK GOES FROM ENSIGN TO CAPTAIN IN ONE GODDAMN FIELD PROMOTION OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

I always thought Uhura and Spock would be a good match, and, in an alternate timeline, thought it was awesome. 

The promotion thing?  Yeah, well...  There wasn't anybody else on the ship to promote, they were ALL cadets.

Not all of them. There were still several ensigns and Spock was LT or LT-Commander or something like that.

Faust

The low point of the movie still sticks out like a sore thumb for me: Kirks Allergic reaction that swells up his hands. It was at that point I wrote off the movie and started mentally undressing the actors to pass the time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQA-06kSLU&feature=related~~>  Just gonna leave that there.

And I like all the series.  :D  Past, present, future...s'all good to me.

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TOS wins forever. Why? Because it had Sulu. And Sulu was played by George Takei. And George Takei pulled off this glorious troll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7v_UCsdzc

TOS is automatically awesome by association.
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Luna

Quote from: Unqualified on February 08, 2011, 06:16:54 AM
TOS wins forever. Why? Because it had Sulu. And Sulu was played by George Takei. And George Takei pulled off this glorious troll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7v_UCsdzc

TOS is automatically awesome by association.

I hadn't seen that one.   :lulz:

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Unqualified on February 08, 2011, 06:16:54 AM
TOS wins forever. Why? Because it had Sulu. And Sulu was played by George Takei. And George Takei pulled off this glorious troll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7v_UCsdzc

TOS is automatically awesome by association.

that was gloriously funny

BadBeast

Let's face it, Star Trek (all of it) is the best TV/Movie franchise there's ever likely to be. From ToS, to Voyager, it's all good. Except maybe . . . . nah, it's all good, even the bits that are really bad.

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Quote from: BadBeast on February 08, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
Let's face it, Star Trek (all of it) is the best TV/Movie franchise there's ever likely to be. From ToS, to Voyager, it's all good. Except maybe . . . . nah, it's all good, even the bits that are really bad.

(Little known fact, Deanna Troi was once engaged to Graeme Souness)

While I agree Star Trek is awesome, I'd put Doctor Who up against it any day.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on February 08, 2011, 03:23:03 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 08, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
Let's face it, Star Trek (all of it) is the best TV/Movie franchise there's ever likely to be. From ToS, to Voyager, it's all good. Except maybe . . . . nah, it's all good, even the bits that are really bad.

(Little known fact, Deanna Troi was once engaged to Graeme Souness)

While I agree Star Trek is awesome, I'd put Doctor Who up against it any day.
Doctor who, for the most part, is unfortunately rubbish, so many different writers means that a lot of it is mediocre, however because there are so many writers, there is occasionally an excellent episode.

This only applies to everything pre season 5 (last years) doctor who. They finally found a good writer in Stephen Moffat and given him his own run, which has been consistently good, and probably will be until he leaves.
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Luna

Quote from: Faust on February 08, 2011, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 08, 2011, 03:23:03 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 08, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
Let's face it, Star Trek (all of it) is the best TV/Movie franchise there's ever likely to be. From ToS, to Voyager, it's all good. Except maybe . . . . nah, it's all good, even the bits that are really bad.

(Little known fact, Deanna Troi was once engaged to Graeme Souness)

While I agree Star Trek is awesome, I'd put Doctor Who up against it any day.
Doctor who, for the most part, is unfortunately rubbish, so many different writers means that a lot of it is mediocre, however because there are so many writers, there is occasionally an excellent episode.

This only applies to everything pre season 5 (last years) doctor who. They finally found a good writer in Stephen Moffat and given him his own run, which has been consistently good, and probably will be until he leaves.

We could argue technical "good" and "bad" all day...  I just know which I enjoy more.  I can watch an episode or two of Star Trek any day, sure... but I've never had the urge to sit down and to a Star Trek marathon.  Doctor Who, on the other hand, oh, yeah.  Even a lot of the rubbish is fun to watch.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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If it hadn't been for Steven Moffat, most of Doctor Who would've watched like Torchwood Season One, with a bigger budget.