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Started by Sister Fracture, February 05, 2011, 08:37:05 PM

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Sister Fracture

I'm gonna accidentally the Indian food Monday. Tuesday at the latest.

This is, in fact, the whole thing.
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A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

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Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 05, 2011, 08:37:05 PM
I'm gonna accidentally the Indian food Monday. Tuesday at the latest.

This is, in fact, the whole thing.

I'm just gonna and then the burnt and shattered porcelain in the bathroom.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 11:53:58 PM


I'm just gonna and then the burnt and shattered porcelain in the bathroom.

Good Indian food will do that.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Sister Fracture

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 11:53:58 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 05, 2011, 08:37:05 PM
I'm gonna accidentally the Indian food Monday. Tuesday at the latest.

This is, in fact, the whole thing.

I'm just gonna and then the burnt and shattered porcelain in the bathroom.

TGG won't be happy if you in her toilet in her bathroom. :(
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North Endâ„¢

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.