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Started by navkat, February 06, 2011, 08:58:45 AM

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BadBeast

Never heard of this book before, but I have often snorted with derision at anyone who buys into the whole "Cosmic Ordering" bullshit. (Noel Edmunds, for one)
A good antidote to anyone who's made the mistake of giving any credence to it's veracity as a phenomena, would be to read "Diceman", a far more honest and potentially dangerous way to absolve ones self from the day to day responsibilities of
actions / consequences.
The idea that God is cubic, and you can carry him in your pocket, and consult him whenever you like, pleases me on far more levels than "Sending my vibes out into teh yoonivurse" does.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Cain on February 07, 2011, 06:06:17 PM
David Icke has a forum.

When I last checked though, it was divided between those who believe there is a reptilian conspiracy, those who believe the reptilian conspiracy is just another level of disinformation, and then there are those who believe V is a documentary and all of the above, including Icke, are shills and government agents secretly beaming thoughts into their heads.

I had a youtube comment battle with a real honest to goodness David Icke believer(checked his channel it was full of clips from V and They Live). He said that human females and reptile females both have a  single sex hormone in common. Based on this evidence he concluded that humans have cross breed with reptiles at some point in time. When I asked him how the hormone in any way proved the reptile theory he accused me of "Intellectual dishonesty" and of having "cognitive dissonance".

When I asked him how I displayed cognitive dissonance he said something along the lines of: "Wow you must be really brainwashed if you cant see the cognitive dissonance you have right now."

Then he stopped responding to me.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

BadBeast

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 09, 2011, 03:39:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 07, 2011, 06:06:17 PM
David Icke has a forum.

When I last checked though, it was divided between those who believe there is a reptilian conspiracy, those who believe the reptilian conspiracy is just another level of disinformation, and then there are those who believe V is a documentary and all of the above, including Icke, are shills and government agents secretly beaming thoughts into their heads.

I had a youtube comment battle with a real honest to goodness David Icke believer(checked his channel it was full of clips from V and They Live). He said that human females and reptile females both have a  single sex hormone in common. Based on this evidence he concluded that humans have cross breed with reptiles at some point in time. When I asked him how the hormone in any way proved the reptile theory he accused me of "Intellectual dishonesty" and of having "cognitive dissonance".

When I asked him how I displayed cognitive dissonance he said something along the lines of: "Wow you must be really brainwashed if you cant see the cognitive dissonance you have right now."

Then he stopped responding to me.
You know the Reps sometimes duck out, and hibernate for a few years at a time, don't you? Like the Queen Mother is doing at the moment. They slowly used up Margaret for spares over the years, so now they need to wait for another Princess of the right strain to come along. I think relying on Edward and Sophie Wessex to produce anything  other than recessive filled broodstock is being a little optimistic  though.
Anne's ferocity precludes Zara from being interfered with. If Anne had been the boy she was supposed to have been, then things would have been very different. She would have had to have married the  Spencer's Stuart / Bruce bloodline, which would have meant a 4th Generation linebred shifter as a Monarch, and we've not had one of those since HenryII/Edward Longshanks. (Same person) Henry Hibernated in 1189, slept for 50 years, then re-emerged as Edward the first. Might conceivably have been James I as well.

Fucking Lizards. *spits*  They make my shit itch like a wire spider.!  Next thing they'll be having to rely on one of Victoria's latch clutch of eggs, and we all know that she was so riddled with defective genes like Porphyria, Haemophilia, and Lycanthropy, that whatever hatches from one of them is as likely to be closer to the Loch Ness Monster than the Queen. Seeing as the Danish and Scottish Royal Bloodlines all came from Loch Ness anyway
it doesn't make much difference. That's where all the sickly throwbacks among the Hybrids  get dumped anyway.  Some of them obviously more robust than were thought.  
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: BadBeast on February 09, 2011, 07:10:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 09, 2011, 03:39:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 07, 2011, 06:06:17 PM
David Icke has a forum.

When I last checked though, it was divided between those who believe there is a reptilian conspiracy, those who believe the reptilian conspiracy is just another level of disinformation, and then there are those who believe V is a documentary and all of the above, including Icke, are shills and government agents secretly beaming thoughts into their heads.

I had a youtube comment battle with a real honest to goodness David Icke believer(checked his channel it was full of clips from V and They Live). He said that human females and reptile females both have a  single sex hormone in common. Based on this evidence he concluded that humans have cross breed with reptiles at some point in time. When I asked him how the hormone in any way proved the reptile theory he accused me of "Intellectual dishonesty" and of having "cognitive dissonance".

When I asked him how I displayed cognitive dissonance he said something along the lines of: "Wow you must be really brainwashed if you cant see the cognitive dissonance you have right now."

Then he stopped responding to me.
You know the Reps sometimes duck out, and hibernate for a few years at a time, don't you? Like the Queen Mother is doing at the moment. They slowly used up Margaret for spares over the years, so now they need to wait for another Princess of the right strain to come along. I think relying on Edward and Sophie Wessex to produce anything  other than recessive filled broodstock is being a little optimistic  though.
Anne's ferocity precludes Zara from being interfered with. If Anne had been the boy she was supposed to have been, then things would have been very different. She would have had to have married the  Spencer's Stuart / Bruce bloodline, which would have meant a 4th Generation linebred shifter as a Monarch, and we've not had one of those since HenryII/Edward Longshanks. (Same person) Henry Hibernated in 1189, slept for 50 years, then re-emerged as Edward the first. Might conceivably have been James I as well.

Fucking Lizards. *spits*  They make my shit itch like a wire spider.!  Next thing they'll be having to rely on one of Victoria's latch clutch of eggs, and we all know that she was so riddled with defective genes like Porphyria, Haemophilia, and Lycanthropy, that whatever hatches from one of them is as likely to be closer to the Loch Ness Monster than the Queen. Seeing as the Danish and Scottish Royal Bloodlines all came from Loch Ness anyway
it doesn't make much difference. That's where all the sickly throwbacks among the Hybrids  get dumped anyway.  Some of them obviously more robust than were thought.  

:lulz:

I wonder what RAW thought about the reptile theory.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

BadBeast

In Illuminatus, I think Hagbard rattles off some bunkum about Gruad Grayface mixing reptile genes with the Atlantean bloodlines to produce his hairless, pale skinned Illuminati genotype. This was the cause of the civil war in Atlantis, and the defeated Justified Ancients of Mu Mu took their pure Atlantean blood off to America, to await their long prophecied Messiah, Jimmy Cauty, so they could form the KLF / JAMS Alliance, and record with Tammy Wynette.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frd5YmSjjII&playnext=1&list=PL56522413052BFE42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gzkllCIyww&feature=related
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cain

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 09, 2011, 03:39:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 07, 2011, 06:06:17 PM
David Icke has a forum.

When I last checked though, it was divided between those who believe there is a reptilian conspiracy, those who believe the reptilian conspiracy is just another level of disinformation, and then there are those who believe V is a documentary and all of the above, including Icke, are shills and government agents secretly beaming thoughts into their heads.

I had a youtube comment battle with a real honest to goodness David Icke believer(checked his channel it was full of clips from V and They Live). He said that human females and reptile females both have a  single sex hormone in common. Based on this evidence he concluded that humans have cross breed with reptiles at some point in time. When I asked him how the hormone in any way proved the reptile theory he accused me of "Intellectual dishonesty" and of having "cognitive dissonance".

When I asked him how I displayed cognitive dissonance he said something along the lines of: "Wow you must be really brainwashed if you cant see the cognitive dissonance you have right now."

Then he stopped responding to me.

That's almost as painful as creationists accusing scientists of not understanding science.

navkat

Quote from: BadBeast on February 09, 2011, 08:00:48 AM
In Illuminatus, I think Hagbard rattles off some bunkum about Gruad Grayface mixing reptile genes with the Atlantean bloodlines to produce his hairless, pale skinned Illuminati genotype. This was the cause of the civil war in Atlantis, and the defeated Justified Ancients of Mu Mu took their pure Atlantean blood off to America, to await their long prophecied Messiah, Jimmy Cauty, so they could form the KLF / JAMS Alliance, and record with Tammy Wynette.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frd5YmSjjII&playnext=1&list=PL56522413052BFE42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gzkllCIyww&feature=related

<3.

navkat

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 09, 2011, 03:39:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 07, 2011, 06:06:17 PM
David Icke has a forum.

When I last checked though, it was divided between those who believe there is a reptilian conspiracy, those who believe the reptilian conspiracy is just another level of disinformation, and then there are those who believe V is a documentary and all of the above, including Icke, are shills and government agents secretly beaming thoughts into their heads.

I had a youtube comment battle with a real honest to goodness David Icke believer(checked his channel it was full of clips from V and They Live). He said that human females and reptile females both have a  single sex hormone in common. Based on this evidence he concluded that humans have cross breed with reptiles at some point in time. When I asked him how the hormone in any way proved the reptile theory he accused me of "Intellectual dishonesty" and of having "cognitive dissonance".

When I asked him how I displayed cognitive dissonance he said something along the lines of: "Wow you must be really brainwashed if you cant see the cognitive dissonance you have right now."

Then he stopped responding to me.

Sounds like a typical conversation with the Celestine Prophesy/What The Bleep-tards.

LMNO

Ugh.  I had a messy 3-way relationship fall to pieces, in part because one of them read CP and became insufferably retarded, even after I read it and tried to explain the retardation to her.

navkat

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 02:27:33 PM
Ugh.  I had a messy 3-way relationship fall to pieces, in part because one of them read CP and became insufferably retarded, even after I read it and tried to explain the retardation to her.

I've given up. I just tell them to go "make their day" and argue with the water molecules or something.

P3nT4gR4m

There's a car parks round the corner from my house that's all covered in vinyls for "Celestine Workshop" or some shit. Sooner or later I'm going to cave in, knock their door and fuck with them until they're screaming for me to stop :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 02:27:33 PM
Ugh.  I had a messy 3-way relationship fall to pieces, in part because one of them read CP and became insufferably retarded, even after I read it and tried to explain the retardation to her.

Im a bit ignorant here, what exactly is celestine prophecy?
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

navkat

It's what happens when hippes hear about the Schrodinger's Cat theory and then fall to pieces trying to select their concurrent outcome.

hooplala

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 09, 2011, 02:33:45 PM
Im a bit ignorant here, what exactly is celestine prophecy?

One of the shittiest books I have ever read.  When I read it, it was under the impression it was a true story, so I gave the horrendous writing the benefit of the doubt (this was around 1994-1995)... but it quickly became clear that the entire story was being made up wholecloth by someone who had no idea how a story works.

The main thing I got from it was the "fact" that every person you make eye contact with means something to your life.  It was a good way to pick up girls for a while there.  Other than that, it's patent bullshit.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 09, 2011, 02:33:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 02:27:33 PM
Ugh.  I had a messy 3-way relationship fall to pieces, in part because one of them read CP and became insufferably retarded, even after I read it and tried to explain the retardation to her.

Im a bit ignorant here, what exactly is celestine prophecy?

In the mid 90s, someone chopped up all the misunderstood New Age, Native American, and Quantum Physics concepts they could find, and Law-of-Five'd together into a single poorly-written story that got literally everything wrong.  It was quite a stunning feat.

Unfortunately, a lot of people belived it.