THEY say

[Adios]

The mind is the second thing to go.


Damned if I can remember the first.

[Suu]

I can't wait until I'm immortal.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I want to be freeze-dried, and propped up in the corner.

[Adios]

I can't wait until I'm immortal.

Being Immortal isn't as easy as I make it look.

[Elder Iptuous]

I want to be freeze-dried, and propped up in the corner.

you too?
i'd like to opt for platination, if they can get the skin worked out.
i will make my inheritance contingent upon my fantastic plastic corpse being in full view in the living room in perpetuity.
i will be in classic 'threatening bear' pose.
my sons will probably abide by my wishes.
their kids may or may not.
by the third generation, i'm sure i will be in the attic.
...
the fourth generation kid will eventually be screwing around in the attic and i will scare the shit out of him!

[Suu]

Wait a min...I thought we were going to separate Roger's body parts and share them between us?

[Adios]

Wait a min...I thought we were going to separate Roger's body parts and share them between us?

DHS decided that would be an act of terrorism and shut it down.

[Luna]

Wait a min...I thought we were going to separate Roger's body parts and share them between us?

He didn't say he had to be propped all in the same corner, did he?

[Adios]

This guy had a soccer ball sized tumor that looked like an alien with tenticles.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2011/02/07/dnt.ca.alien.tumor.kovr?hpt=C2

[Suu]

Wait a min...I thought we were going to separate Roger's body parts and share them between us?

DHS decided that would be an act of terrorism and shut it down.

Oh goddamnit.

[navkat]

I want to be freeze-dried, and propped up in the corner.

A friend of mine has stated that he wants to be stuffed and that he's going to put in his advance directive that he wants to be maintained and on display at all times so that in death, he's the biggest burden on the world he can possibly be.

I imagine "maintenance" involves daily clothing changes and rubbing the lotion on its skin.

[Richter]

Wait a min...I thought we were going to separate Roger's body parts and share them between us?

He didn't say he had to be propped all in the same corner, did he?

Thank goodness.  I'm not certain I want to inflict any more pork barbecue on myself for awhile.  The last few meals have been processed by my system with violent efficiency. 

I should also note that willing any bones to me will result in your relatives recieving nifty engraved doodads made out of you. 

"I brought you flowers and a condolences card.  The flower pot is your uncle's skull."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wait a min...I thought we were going to separate Roger's body parts and share them between us?

He didn't say he had to be propped all in the same corner, did he?

Thank goodness.  I'm not certain I want to inflict any more pork barbecue on myself for awhile.  The last few meals have been processed by my system with violent efficiency. 

I should also note that willing any bones to me will result in your relatives recieving nifty engraved doodads made out of you. 

"I brought you flowers and a condolences card.  The flower pot is your uncle's skull."

Um, fuck yeah.

Roger Scrimshaw.

[AFK]

Who are "They"?

[Luna]

Wait a min...I thought we were going to separate Roger's body parts and share them between us?

I should also note that willing any bones to me will result in your relatives recieving nifty engraved doodads made out of you. 

After I die, I would suggest not opening the box you will receive in front of children or easily damaged individuals.

And I want my shoulder blade carved into a planchette for an Ouija board.  If there's any chance I can come back and tell people to fuck off, that should do it.