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Cramulus is a SPAG.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 11, 2011, 03:25:19 PM

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Sister Fracture

#45
February 11, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
CRAM MADE EOC BREAK OUT INTO SONG!  :argh!:
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

LMNO

#46
February 11, 2011, 04:51:12 PM
Cram invented AutoTune.

hooplala

#47
February 11, 2011, 04:51:51 PM
Cramulus told L. Ron Hubbard that the real money was in religion.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#48
February 11, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
Cram is Carrot Top's spotter. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#49
February 11, 2011, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
Cram is Carrot Top's spotter. 

:mittens:



Cramulus produced and directed the Superbowl halftime show for the Black Eyed Peas.

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
February 11, 2011, 04:57:23 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Cram does!  Cram does!
Who leave Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Cram does!  Cram does!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg - a star?
Cram does!  Cram does!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
Cram does!  Craaam dooeeesssss!

:mittens:

You also never see Cram and Tom Ridge together.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#51
February 11, 2011, 05:01:03 PM
Cram once gave the clap to both Mythbusters in one day, without showering in between.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#52
February 11, 2011, 05:03:15 PM
Cramulus writes all of my puns. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#53
February 11, 2011, 05:10:56 PM
Cramulus claps Beck's erasers, if you know what I mean. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#54
February 11, 2011, 05:11:39 PM
Cram has become so infamous that he has been forced in the past few years to use Dan Brown and Rhonda Byrne as his nom de plume.

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
February 11, 2011, 05:14:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 11, 2011, 05:11:39 PM
Cram has become so infamous that he has been forced in the past few years to use Dan Brown and Rhonda Byrne as his nom de plume.


And he hasn't stopped:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_(book)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#56
February 11, 2011, 05:33:30 PM
Cramulus wanders up to random homes and leaves TV dinners on their stoops. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#57
February 11, 2011, 05:39:09 PM
Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty are not actually dead.  Cramulus kidnapped them, and is preparing to make a "Golden Girls Human Caterpillar".

This is why Betty White has a 24-hour security team guarding her every move.

President Television

#58
February 11, 2011, 05:59:31 PM
Cramulus writes the comments on Youtube.
Cramulus owns several of America's major fursuit distributors.
Cramulus killed punk rock.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

P3nT4gR4m

#59
February 11, 2011, 06:29:50 PM
Professor Cramulus built the original Basement Dwelling Sock Fucker, in his lab, from recycled hippie fat and half an ounce of Michael Moore's toenail clippings. He designed the bad skin and neckbeard and endowed it with the power of asexual reproduction and a broadband internet connection. Thus Cramulus is responsible for 4chan and WOW by proxy.

It was Cramulus who stole the Lamanites brain, AKK's balls and Dead Kennedy's personality.

A male Caucasian, matching Cramulus' description was reported near the scene of the Nuremberg Rallies, MLK assassination, Incorporation of Microsoft and the launch of the 5th season of Charmed.

One blogger, accidentally Posting his name by way of a typo, was the real reason China banned Google.




I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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