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Cramulus is a SPAG.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 11, 2011, 03:25:19 PM

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Remington

Cram goes in, Cram goes out.

NEVER A MISCOMMUNICATION
Is it plugged in?

AFK

Cramulus is a secret jihadist muslim extra terrestrial plotting to create a galactic terrorist calpihate in Cleveland. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Juana

Cramulus is responsible for Faygo
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

President Television

Cram can turn the world on with his smile.
Cram can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.
It's Cram, spags, and you should know it.
With each glance and every little movement he shows it.

Stache is all around, no need to waste it
Cram can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna cram it, damnulus
You're gonna cram it, damnulus
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Cramulas and his affiliates have raped our churches, burned our wells and poisoned our women.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!